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Old 09-11-2008, 07:27 PM   #11
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Sorry, but my story will win.

My mother in law was dishing her and my father in law some Dreyer's Ice Cream one night a couple of years back, and happened to uncover....a condom. In the middle of the ice cream. Which wouldn't have been a problem, except they had already previously eaten some of the ice cream out of the container.

They contacted Dreyer's, who of course, said my 65 year old MIL had planted the condom. So my in-laws hired an attorney, who had the condom tested. Luckily there were no bodily fluids that could be detected, but just in case, both of my in-laws were tested for HIV, Hepatits B, etc. It was a nightmare. In the end, Dreyer's settled, but my MIL wouldn't ever tell my wife the settlement amount. Hopefully it wasn't a lifetime supply of ice cream.
Thats funny because one time in Highschool I opened a carton of Dreyers ice cream and I put a condom in it just for fun.
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Old 09-11-2008, 07:38 PM   #12
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Thats funny because one time in Highschool I opened a carton of Dreyers ice cream and I put a condom in it just for fun.
That makes sense. They said the condom was very, very small.
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