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Old 06-20-2008, 07:33 PM   #31
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Yes we eat hamburgers. They're awesome and delicious. This is America dammit. We invented hamburgers.
Well nobody comes here for our cuisine. Geeze, I'm going to have to school you on good eating habits.

Don't you weigh your food, measure before meals, and make certain you have proper proportions?
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:38 PM   #32
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Don't you weigh your food, measure before meals, and make certain you have proper proportions?
No. But I know a lot of women who do.
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:45 PM   #33
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No. But I know a lot of women who do.
I have to go with YOhio on this one.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:35 PM   #34
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Yes we eat hamburgers. They're awesome and delicious. This is America dammit. We invented hamburgers.
Exactly.

And when America stops eating hamburgers, the terrorists will win.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:47 PM   #35
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I have to go with YOhio on this one.
If you want to look like Santa and have the aortas of ninety year olds, go ahead.
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I'm eating sticks of butter straight up. My aortas can screw right off.
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:08 PM   #37
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I'm eating sticks of butter straight up. My aortas can screw right off.

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Old 06-20-2008, 10:21 PM   #38
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I'm eating sticks of butter straight up. My aortas can screw right off.
That's good. My grandpa used to say we need plenty of fat and cholesterol to lube our arteries and keep the blood flowing. He lived past 90, so he must have been right.
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