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fuegote · 05-11-2006, 05:47 PM

for those who know me, my online persona is just like my regular personal. I'm every bit sarcastic in person but never really mean spirited about it.

for pete's sake, I'm a yellow, that's all I need to say.

SoCalCoug · 05-14-2006, 12:45 AM

Goatnapper's real name is "Kip"? It all makes much more sense now.

il Padrino Ute · 05-14-2006, 12:50 AM

Yes. Goatnapper's name is Kip.

Kip Wilson.

As in Kip Wilson from Bosom Buddies.

As in Kip Wilson from Bosom Buddies, the character that was played by Tom Hanks.

It's true.

But he also knows how to drive and operate an Abrams M1 tank, so I try not to give him too hard a time about it. I'd hate to have him blow up my house.

RockyBalboa · 05-15-2006, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Yes. Goatnapper's name is Kip.

Kip Wilson.

As in Kip Wilson from Bosom Buddies.

As in Kip Wilson from Bosom Buddies, the character that was played by Tom Hanks.

It's true.

But he also knows how to drive and operate an Abrams M1 tank, so I try not to give him too hard a time about it. I'd hate to have him blow up my house.

Not to worry he'd probably send Jenna Jameson over to destroy it using her rack instead taking something off of his rack.

Goatnapper'96 · 05-16-2006, 04:53 PM

if push came to shove I would send Mister Crimson to do the damage if I wanted to use tiddies.

Dude is a funny guy, whom I have never met but corresponded with over the past few years. However, he is the preeminent Tear Drop Shape Pirate guy. Put that dude in a sports bra and puffy shirt and I have no doubt he could become a rich man in tips. If I wanted to use voluptuous bosoms to wreck a man's home, I would scream out loud Gunner, Mister Crimson's Rack one man's house!

RockyBalboa · 05-27-2006, 07:45 AM

No, but he did recently join the pantheon of posters such as Santiago, JohnHaddow, DixieCougar and a bevy of Ute posters as officially challenging me to a fight via boardmail yesterday.

lol.....pretty funny actually.

il Padrino Ute · 05-27-2006, 01:35 PM

He really is a good guy, but it's much too easy to push his online buttons.

RockyBalboa · 05-27-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

He really is a good guy, but it's much too easy to push his online buttons.

Considering how personally he's taken things to the point of trying to get people fired and getting them kicked out of school..yeah I'll take a pass on him being " a good guy" thing. Anyone who does obviously takes things WAAAAAAAAY too seriously.

Sorry, I don't buy it that he's a good guy. Good guy's don't do the things he does. Good guys don't hire a prostitute after they take the bar then brag about it. He's not a good guy.

il Padrino Ute · 05-27-2006, 08:51 PM

Well, how much of what you've gotten from him and others has been a result of you provoking it?

I've gotten to know him and can say that he is a good guy. You're making your call based on two-way interaction on message boards.

RockyBalboa · 05-27-2006, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Well, how much of what you've gotten from him and others has been a result of you provoking it?

I've gotten to know him and can say that he is a good guy. You're making your call based on two-way interaction on message boards.

You're right I am making that call. The dude has issues. Also..don't you think it's ironic with me "provoking him"? He's the king of provocation. It's hilarious he can't swallow what he constantly tries to shovel on people.

Maybe my opinion of him would change if I met him, but I don't plan on meeting him.

05-11-2006, 05:47 PM	#21
fuegote Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 724	for those who know me, my online persona is just like my regular personal. I'm every bit sarcastic in person but never really mean spirited about it. for pete's sake, I'm a yellow, that's all I need to say. __________________ http://www.cavaliersbrigade.com home of the greatest fans in MLS.

05-14-2006, 12:45 AM	#22
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Goatnapper's real name is "Kip"? It all makes much more sense now. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

05-14-2006, 12:50 AM	#23
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	Yes. Goatnapper's name is Kip. Kip Wilson. As in Kip Wilson from Bosom Buddies. As in Kip Wilson from Bosom Buddies, the character that was played by Tom Hanks. It's true. But he also knows how to drive and operate an Abrams M1 tank, so I try not to give him too hard a time about it. I'd hate to have him blow up my house. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

05-16-2006, 04:53 PM	#25
Goatnapper'96 Recruiting Coordinator/Bosom Inspector Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,412	I will tell you what about Jenna and racks if push came to shove I would send Mister Crimson to do the damage if I wanted to use tiddies. Dude is a funny guy, whom I have never met but corresponded with over the past few years. However, he is the preeminent Tear Drop Shape Pirate guy. Put that dude in a sports bra and puffy shirt and I have no doubt he could become a rich man in tips. If I wanted to use voluptuous bosoms to wreck a man's home, I would scream out loud Gunner, Mister Crimson's Rack one man's house! __________________ She had a psychiatrist who said because I didn't trust the water system, the school system, the government, I was paranoid," he said. "I had a psychiatrist who said her psychiatrist was stupid."

05-27-2006, 07:45 AM	#26
RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	No, but he did recently join the pantheon of posters such as Santiago, JohnHaddow, DixieCougar and a bevy of Ute posters as officially challenging me to a fight via boardmail yesterday. lol.....pretty funny actually. __________________ Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'.

05-27-2006, 01:35 PM	#27
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	He really is a good guy, but it's much too easy to push his online buttons. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

05-27-2006, 08:51 PM	#29
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	Well, how much of what you've gotten from him and others has been a result of you provoking it? I've gotten to know him and can say that he is a good guy. You're making your call based on two-way interaction on message boards. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.