Emma didn't keep JS's male courtship pattern in check.

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by marsupial

I was present at a lingerie party my sister-in-law threw. I was only 16 at the time. All I remember is this thong for men. The front had an elephant's trunk and ears. What self-respecting man would wear something so ridiculous? And what kind of woman would find it sexy?

I have no idea. I'm talking about dildos, vibrators, edible condoms and real stuff not the fake stuff. Of course, maybe some of you are into whips and chains, not that there's anything wrong with them, just not my cup of tea.

[RC Vikings]

Originally Posted by marsupial

I was present at a lingerie party my sister-in-law threw. I was only 16 at the time. All I remember is this thong for men. The front had an elephant's trunk and ears. What self-respecting man would wear something so ridiculous? And what kind of woman would find it sexy?

My wife loves it when I wear mine and pick up peanuts off the floor with the elephant trunk.

[marsupial]

Originally Posted by Archaea

I have no idea. I'm talking about dildos, vibrators, edible condoms and real stuff not the fake stuff. Of course, maybe some of you are into whips and chains, not that there's anything wrong with them, just not my cup of tea.

Those are best bought online and not in the company of others.

[marsupial]

Originally Posted by RC Vikings

My wife loves it when I wear mine and pick up peanuts off the floor with the elephant trunk.

Now that is hot!

[FarrahWaters]

Originally Posted by marsupial

All I remember is this thong for men. The front had an elephant's trunk and ears. What self-respecting man would wear something so ridiculous? And what kind of woman would find it sexy?

Hmm, you don't happen to still have that catalog, do you?

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by marsupial

Those are best bought online and not in the company of others.

So I take it, you don't like menage a trois, with two being female. Schade.

[marsupial]

Originally Posted by Archaea

So I take it, you don't like menage a trois, with two being female. Schade.

Who needs a menage a trois when you've got a good vibrator

[SoonerCoug]

Originally Posted by marsupial

Who needs a menage a trois when you've got a good vibrator

Hmmm.