Tithing Settlement

[SeattleUte]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

I saw him quoting Robin and I was expecting him to voice in as the third witness to establish truth that we are all on the same slippery slope that took the triumvirate of board apostates to their demise...but alas I am the pompous ass. Seattle points out the disgusting ethnocentricity and arrogance of Sir Robin. I usually like Robin, but that advice was, in the word that brought Robin and I together, gay.

I apologize to Seattle and admit that for once I am the dickhead.

I must ask, why am I not bothered by the deeper issues that bother others, or more specifically why can Bushman and Brodie evaluate the same research material and come to such different conclusions? It is faith and I don't think Robin's and mine, or anybody else's, are the same and it should be embarassing to a Burning Man addict to superimpose his pathetic and unique experiences upon my pathetically unique experiences. Methinks that there are many who know even more than the great Finderson about LDS history, and yet many of them don't lose the testimony and find the liberation that Robin speaks of so highly.

With that I will leave you brethren with one eternal truth..bank on this one fellas: BOOBS ARE IN!

I've always been a firm believer in the power of faith; this has continued unabated. Hope and especially charity as well.

[SoCalCoug]

Holy crap! I've been avoiding this thread forever, because, frankly, the topic of tithing settlement just doesn't excite me. But I've been missing out on polygamy, gay trysts between Goat and Robin, and boobs. My tithing settlements are nothing like this.

I'll be the guy that thinks of a great comeback then next day:

But every time I look at Jake I get a burning in my bosom. That's all the manifestation I need.

Dude, your bosom's above your waist!