Kobe is amazing - cougarguard.com — unofficial BYU Cougars / LDS sports, football, basketball forum and message board

Surfah · 03-23-2007, 06:05 AM

I love Kobe. I love him even more because most everyone here and CB hates him. I hope he drops 50 again tomorrow night.

RockyBalboa · 03-23-2007, 11:50 PM

He's an amazing rapist.

mpfunk · 03-24-2007, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfah33

I love Kobe. I love him even more because most everyone here and CB hates him. I hope he drops 50 again tomorrow night.

He probably will drop 50 and then he will go out and cheat on his wife.

Surfah · 03-24-2007, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpfunk

He probably will drop 50 and then he will go out and cheat on his wife.

No different than Jordan. His exploits weren't any secret. And yes I think he will drop 50 tonight.

He's an adulterer Rocky. Not a rapist. I love the moral judgement everyone passes on him. I mean is that how we judge all of our athletes these days? There are few then we could really champion. Might as well start calling Junior, I mean Reno Mahe, an amazing fornicator.

MikeWaters · 03-24-2007, 02:21 AM

I hate Kobe. I hate his team, and their boring style.

Surfah · 03-24-2007, 02:32 AM

He got it. 4 in a row with 50 or more. Another accomplishment and one that distinguishes himself from Jordan.

Mike, how is the Lakers style of play boring? Or pray tell, what style is preferable to you?

MikeWaters · 03-24-2007, 02:39 AM

Suns, suns, suns.

I like actual basketball. Where people play together and work together. Assists occur.

I could watch the Suns play all day.

Surfah · 03-24-2007, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Suns, suns, suns.

I like actual basketball. Where people play together and work together. Assists occur.

I could watch the Suns play all day.

Perception is everything. I think your disdain for the Lakers and Kobe clouds what they actually do as a team on the court. The Lakers are 7th in the league in APG. Just 3 APG less than the Suns who lead the league. The Lakers also are 4th in the league in points per shot. And wouldn't you know that Kobe is 20th among all players in APG? At his position he ranks 6th. You haven't watched many Lakers games.

And if you liked these Suns you would have loved the Lakers of the 80's.

MikeWaters · 03-24-2007, 03:09 AM

Kobe is 8th highest in TO per game.

Of course, he is not even in the top 50 in assists to turnovers.

Lakers team is 16th in assists to turnovers.

And yes, I was a Lakers fan in the 80s (Magic vs. Bird). I am no longer a Lakers fan and have not been for a long time.

il Padrino Ute · 03-24-2007, 04:17 AM

I loathe the Lakers. I execrate Phil Jackson and his immeasurable arrogance.

Kobe has a tremendous amount of talent and I will always recognize that talent, but the abhorrence I feel for him is more than the core temperature of an infinite number of suns.

And yes, Mahe is a remarkable fornicator. The difference between Mahe and Kobe is that Kobe believes he is entitled to cheat on his wife because he is Kobe; Mahe made a mistake.

03-23-2007, 06:05 AM	#1
Surfah Master Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: F'burg, VA Posts: 3,211	Kobe is amazing I love Kobe. I love him even more because most everyone here and CB hates him. I hope he drops 50 again tomorrow night. __________________ Ernie Johnson: "Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort." Charles Barkley: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"

03-23-2007, 11:50 PM	#2
RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	He's an amazing rapist. __________________ Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'.

03-24-2007, 02:32 AM	#6
Surfah Master Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: F'burg, VA Posts: 3,211	He got it. 4 in a row with 50 or more. Another accomplishment and one that distinguishes himself from Jordan. Mike, how is the Lakers style of play boring? Or pray tell, what style is preferable to you? __________________ Ernie Johnson: "Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort." Charles Barkley: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"

03-24-2007, 04:17 AM	#10
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	I loathe the Lakers. I execrate Phil Jackson and his immeasurable arrogance. Kobe has a tremendous amount of talent and I will always recognize that talent, but the abhorrence I feel for him is more than the core temperature of an infinite number of suns. And yes, Mahe is a remarkable fornicator. The difference between Mahe and Kobe is that Kobe believes he is entitled to cheat on his wife because he is Kobe; Mahe made a mistake. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB. Last edited by il Padrino Ute; 03-24-2007 at 07:07 AM.

03-24-2007, 02:21 AM	#5
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	I hate Kobe. I hate his team, and their boring style.

03-24-2007, 02:39 AM	#7
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Suns, suns, suns. I like actual basketball. Where people play together and work together. Assists occur. I could watch the Suns play all day.

03-24-2007, 03:09 AM	#9
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Kobe is 8th highest in TO per game. Of course, he is not even in the top 50 in assists to turnovers. Lakers team is 16th in assists to turnovers. And yes, I was a Lakers fan in the 80s (Magic vs. Bird). I am no longer a Lakers fan and have not been for a long time.