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Old 05-07-2007, 05:56 PM   #11
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If all that fits on the small of your back you really might be single forever.
Well we're not talking about an enormous font here. It would just have to be sort of small lettering.
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Old 05-07-2007, 06:21 PM   #12
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Well we're not talking about an enormous font here. It would just have to be sort of small lettering.
that would be the tackiest tattoo ever.

I recommend you wait until you are married to get a tattoo. This and letting yourself go, are best done after the groom has signed on the dotted line.
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Old 05-07-2007, 06:23 PM   #13
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that would be the tackiest tattoo ever.

I recommend you wait until you are married to get a tattoo. This and letting yourself go, are best done after the groom has signed on the dotted line.
Don't listen to Mike. Get an oval Y tattoo and you could have your pick of single Cougarboarders.
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Old 05-07-2007, 06:28 PM   #14
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Don't listen to Mike. Get an oval Y tattoo and you could have your pick of single Cougarboarders.
Yeah, but it's kind of looking like I might try dating a yewt again. He doesn't watch fb, which makes him more tolerable than most. I'll have to see though. I figure I'll know whether or not I even want to give that one a whirl within the next...say three weeks. Shouldn't take any longer than that.
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maybe in the future, instead of a tattoo at the small of the back, girls will attach little LCD televisions. That way, guys won't miss sportscenter.

I would support that.
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Old 05-07-2007, 06:54 PM   #16
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Yeah, but it's kind of looking like I might try dating a yewt again. He doesn't watch fb, which makes him more tolerable than most. I'll have to see though. I figure I'll know whether or not I even want to give that one a whirl within the next...say three weeks. Shouldn't take any longer than that.
I think if you marry a Ute the oval Y would be a great tatoo...every member a missionary...or something like that....
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Old 05-07-2007, 07:00 PM   #17
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I think if you marry a Ute the oval Y would be a great tatoo...every member a missionary...or something like that....
If I end up marrying a yewt I think it will be a necessity.
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Old 05-07-2007, 07:40 PM   #18
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If I end up marrying a yewt I think it will be a necessity.
Sort of a subtle way of saying, your purpose is only utilitarian. Your presence is neccesary to populate the race and stay in good standing with El Jefe and the Church at large, and while I give my heart to you willingly, per ordinance, my ass will always belong to the BYU. You have certain privileges affiliated with your utilitarian purposes, but I testify this CosmoTrampStamp will rise with me in the first resurrection.

It could also be a reminder whenever he ain't pulling his own weight or doggin' it shall we say........
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Don't listen to Mike. Get an oval Y tattoo and you could have your pick of single Cougarboarders.
Get an oval BRM tattoo and have your pick of one Cougarboarder.
Hope you like cows.
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Old 05-07-2007, 08:04 PM   #20
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Get an oval BRM tattoo and have your pick of one Cougarboarder.
Hope you like cows.
One could do worse in life than my favorite Dietrich Devil......
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