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MikeWaters · 05-09-2008, 07:56 PM

If you don't bring up Emma Smith, you should be shot.

Indy Coug · 05-09-2008, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

This made me laugh out loud. You ought to sneak a listen to the next General Priesthood session.

Only women can feel guilty after being praised up and down for 45 minutes.

Archaea · 05-09-2008, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

Only women can feel guilty after being praised up and down for 45 minutes.

Misogynist.

il Padrino Ute · 05-09-2008, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

Only women can feel guilty after being praised up and down for 45 minutes.

Interesting. Is guilt found in the second x chromosome?

I just know that I'm getting used to not having to coordinate the handing out of small potted plants after Sacrament Meeting. 2nd year in a row for me. The grass really is greener on the other side of the YM fence.

RC Vikings · 05-09-2008, 08:14 PM

Talk about balance. If you fall one way you will end up a Sister Mother in the FLDS and you fall the other way you end up a crack whore.

Archaea · 05-09-2008, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings

Talk about balance. If you fall one way you will end up a Sister Mother in the FLDS and you fall the other way you end up a crack whore.

Maybe you can do the story about the Vegas lap dancer turned Relief Society President?

That one has run the ropes down here. The men pay attention which she speaks.

T Blue · 05-09-2008, 10:28 PM

This Relief Society lap dancer, is she hot?

I must have missed that one, I'm sure it's a good one as most legends are.

exUte · 05-10-2008, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by T Blue

This Relief Society lap dancer, is she hot?

I must have missed that one, I'm sure it's a good one as most legends are.

When my wife was Ward RS President, she went to our ward adult Halloween Party as a Playboy bunny.

Parrot Head · 05-11-2008, 02:51 AM

In a meeting last week, the EQ 2nd counselor got mad with the EQ Pres at the thought of any sort of meeting or "EQ business" communications and said that his last bishop canceled all church meetings except sacrament on Mothers' Day. I wanted to call BS but the tone in which he blurted it out had already left me in shock - it was very much like Stanley's "Did I stutter?" on the Office.

Archaea · 05-11-2008, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by T Blue

This Relief Society lap dancer, is she hot?

I must have missed that one, I'm sure it's a good one as most legends are.

You don't know Vegas very well.

We have a acid rocker turned member, Gladys Knight, even a former mafiaoso, and yes several lap dancers and one who was a RS pres for a short while. Vegas, unlike other areas, truly has a big tent for its members, though mullahs exist here too.

05-09-2008, 08:14 PM	#15
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	Talk about balance. If you fall one way you will end up a Sister Mother in the FLDS and you fall the other way you end up a crack whore. __________________ "I always rode to my limit. If I won by three minutes, that's because I couldn't make four." Eddy Merckx

05-11-2008, 02:51 AM	#19
Parrot Head Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 763	In a meeting last week, the EQ 2nd counselor got mad with the EQ Pres at the thought of any sort of meeting or "EQ business" communications and said that his last bishop canceled all church meetings except sacrament on Mothers' Day. I wanted to call BS but the tone in which he blurted it out had already left me in shock - it was very much like Stanley's "Did I stutter?" on the Office. __________________ Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. - Bronco, when asked how to describe PH

05-09-2008, 07:56 PM	#11
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	If you don't bring up Emma Smith, you should be shot.

05-09-2008, 10:28 PM	#17
T Blue Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Down by the River in a Van Posts: 216	This Relief Society lap dancer, is she hot? I must have missed that one, I'm sure it's a good one as most legends are.