Morons on Cougarboard

[wuapinmon]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Bill: "So do you have a vagina?"

Jane: "Yes. Do you have a penis?"

Bill: "Yes. What do you figure on marital conjugal frequency?"

Jane: "Probably 2 to 3 times a week."

Bill: "Well, yeah, I was kind of hoping for someone with an anticipated rate of 8 to 10 times a week."

Jane: "Bummer, because you have a nice butt."

Bill: "And your ta-tas aren't that bad either."

Jane: "So do you have any friends? Maybe one that likes to study a lot?"

Yeah, that about sums it up.