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A couple of nights ago Steven Colbert had Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on as a guest, and they were talking about an article Kennedy had written in Rolling Stone about how Bush stole the 2004 election. At one point in the interview Colbert asks Kennedy, "So which was more difficult, Bush stealing the Ohio vote in 2004 or your uncle stealing the Illinois vote in 1960?" There was an awkward pause, followed by Kennedy's defense that while John F. Kennedy had indeed stolen the Illinois vote in 1960, it didn't directly effect the outcome of the election. I'm not sure which was more funny, Colbert asking the question or Kennedy answering it.
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That's funny. Watching RFK Junior trying to justify his uncle stealing Illinois was great.
Colbert is awesome because he sticks it to both sides.
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There is nothing better than "Better know a district."
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/t...ct/index.jhtml His latest interview with the representative from Georgia's 8th is hilarious- especially when he asks him to list the Ten Commandments. |
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I can't name the ten commandments off the top of my head either. I read a thing on Slate that said that there are really something like 16 commandments that can be condensed down to 7 or something. That is why I want to fight for legislation that will display the 7 deadly sins in the Capitol because they are way easier to remember. WHile we're at it we should add the 7 dwarves just because.
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How he keeps a straight face, I'll never know. What happened to Colbert's ear, anyway?
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There is a tremendous amount of irony in a congressman saying we need to post the Ten Commandments as a moral compass when that congressman is incapable of listing more than three commandments! Also hilarious is when he asks the congressman if he is the "do nothingest congressman" in the do nothing Congress. The guy actually responds that there is another do nothingest congressman (which seems to indicate he accepts the premise that he, too, is a do nothingest congressman). So very funny. |
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Yes, very funny.
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Either way, it is the funniest segment on all of television. |
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