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Old 12-18-2007, 08:50 PM   #11
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My friend lost her leg and her uterus and got nothing for either of them. Life isn't fair.
Sure. Ruin the fun with a real life sob story.
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Old 12-18-2007, 08:57 PM   #12
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Sure. Ruin the fun with a real life sob story.
OK. She didn't get $10 million. But she did get a handicap placard and a "get out of periods free" card.
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:02 PM   #13
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If your wife wanted to trade a mastectomy for $10 million, would you be supportive? (no Napper rebuilding)
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:18 PM   #14
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If your wife wanted to trade a mastectomy for $10 million, would you be supportive? (no Napper rebuilding)
She really wouldn't need support anymore, though, would she?
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:34 PM   #15
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I would give up both nipples because really they are useless.
you can milk anything with nipples.
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:43 PM   #16
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So this cartoon got me thinking:



What body part(s) would you give up for $10 million?

one testicle, kidney, arm, leg, fingers, toes, eye, ear, etc?
In that situation, your lawyer would probably take at least $3M of that. I assume that's her all smiley, there.
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