Adam you were very wrong back in 2003

[MikeWaters]

I did a cougarboard.com specific search of "mikewaters" and this was the first post linked to.

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=296406

The Me v. MikeWaters comparison . . . .


Author: BYUinNYC
Date: Jan 11, 2003 - 07:15pm
Category: Chit Chat
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Mike would shoot a lower golf score.

I could beat Mike up.

Mike could do organic chemistry better than I could.

I could write a better court brief.

Mike could beat me on the x-box or whatever the latest game thing is called.

I could sing tenor better than Mike.

Mike could tell you more about Texas History.

I could tell you more about Russian History.

Mike could eat more hot-dogs than I could in 10 minutes.

I could eat more krispy kremes than Mike could in 10 minutes.

Comparisons about BYU v. A&M are just as valuable in convincing a person which is a better school. It all depends on whether you like KKs or hot-dogs better. Law school or civil engineering. Business school or chemistry. Music program or philosophy program. Finding a virgin for a wife or finding a . . . . well at least the A&M girls at Duke grad school were known that way.

I hate golf.

Maybe you could beat me up. Who knows. But you should know that I've perfected my left jab and my straight right since 2003.

Yes, on the O-chem. Yes, you would write a better brief.

Yes, I would win any computer game.

Yes, you are a better tenor, since I'm not a tenor, I'm a baritone/bass.

As far as an eating contest, that's a tough one. I've been known among my peers as being able to really pack it down when I want to. But that was years ago. Since I've seen a picture of you, I think it would be impolite for me to further speculate.

WAR MIKE WATERS!!!!!!