A strange situation

[Mormon Red Death]

last night my work took us out to a fancy restraunt where they have attendants in restrooms. As I was washing my hands the attendant fixed my collar and brushed my coat and then said:

"Don't want you to look to disheveled. Wouldn't want your wife thinking you got a blow job on the street corner or something"


What does one say to something like that?


My response was "uh yeah thanks"

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by Mormon Red Death

last night my work took us out to a fancy restraunt where they have attendants in restrooms. As I was washing my hands the attendant fixed my collar and brushed my coat and then said:

"Don't want you to look to disheveled. Wouldn't want your wife thinking you got a blow job on the street corner or something"


What does one say to something like that?


My response was "uh yeah thanks"

My response would be "Maybee I do, sometimes competiton causes one to raise the bar...so to speak." Then start humming "here comes Santa Claus" or something like that....

[Indy Coug]

"Street corners? Not me. Too drafty."

[Solon]

Originally Posted by Mormon Red Death

last night my work took us out to a fancy restraunt where they have attendants in restrooms. As I was washing my hands the attendant fixed my collar and brushed my coat and then said:

"Don't want you to look to disheveled. Wouldn't want your wife thinking you got a blow job on the street corner or something"


What does one say to something like that?


My response was "uh yeah thanks"

Now, think carefully and try to remember . . . what cadence were you tapping with your feet while you did your business? Maybe this guy thought you were available.

[Mormon Red Death]

Originally Posted by Solon

Now, think carefully and try to remember . . . what cadence were you tapping with your feet while you did your business? Maybe this guy thought you were available.

What can I say?... I'm a fella with a wide stance. BTW feel free to use the slingbox to watch the Utah v byu game on saturday