11-04-2005, 07:49 PM | #1 |
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This is horrible but hilarious
A thiry year old woman is convicted for having repeated sexual contact with an eight year old boy.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,174586,00.html Geeze, back in my non-Mormon days, where were all these nymphs? I couldn't find a hot girl back then if hundred dollar bills were tied around my neck. What it would be like to have some gal actually desire you. Well most will go to our graves without that knowledge.
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11-04-2005, 08:31 PM | #2 |
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"Imre admitted engaging in sexual acts with the boy but said it stopped short of sexual intercourse."
How noble of her, stopping short of intercourse. However is it even possible for a pre-pubescent 8-year-old boy to even have intercourse with his third little thumb? |
11-04-2005, 08:38 PM | #3 |
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I can't help but think of the lyrics to the Garth Brooks song "That Summer" that recounts a similar -- yet more legal -- situation:
My wife and I laugh about those "hands of leather" all the time. If you want to know the entire, tawdry story, click here. |
12-16-2005, 12:53 AM | #4 | |
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Of course, it could have just been horny teenagers making the story up.
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