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07-17-2006, 04:49 AM
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Some ESPY quotes from host Lance Armstrong
"You may be wondering why I'm up here tonight. It's for the same reason you're here. I'm a big fan of Lance Armstrong."
"I'm the first Athlete ever to host this show. Some of you may wonder why I'd want to do this. Are you kidding me? I told the producers I'd give my left nut to host this show!" "So, France made the World Cup final this year. Turns out the entire team tested positive for being a$$holes." |
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07-17-2006, 05:00 AM
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"The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB. |
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