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MikeWaters · 05-15-2006, 08:07 PM

have you guys ever seen those Honda quiet generators? they are amazingly quiet. you want to buy one, just to not listen to them.

Jeff Lebowski · 05-15-2006, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

Good question.

I think a lot of the reason I stick around is because I perceive this board to be a big "whine about the church and brag about how smart we are" community.

The "liberal mormon" mentality bugs me a lot.

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

Interesting... I wasn't aware that I'm out here to make one big point, but what do you perceive that to be?

Wow. That's fascinating.

Well, I think you answered your own question in the first part of your response. You consider us to be degenerate liberal mormon whiners and therefore feel it is your God-given duty to bring us to repentance by expressing your contempt for us and pretty much being an asshole 24/7.

Seems to be working really well, Lingo. Keep it up, buddy.

JohnnyLingo · 05-15-2006, 08:18 PM

Not a bad summary, minus the "repentance" part.

I don't call people to repentance. I'm not trying to change anyone here.

fusnik11 · 05-15-2006, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

Not a bad summary, minus the "repentance" part.

I don't call people to repentance. I'm not trying to change anyone here.

Dude, you are a dork...

JohnnyLingo · 05-15-2006, 08:52 PM

Fusnik's posts from today:

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Originally Posted by fusnik

Dude, you are a dork...

The d-line will be bad....As in real bad....

I pay titihing once a year.....

I figure the money should work for me and the church, instead of strictly the church....

You are one weird duck dude...

So I was thinking this Mother's Day weekend about the role of women in the gospel and got thinking about the pentagrams adorning the temples....

50? Dude is smoking crack....

You're all about the one liners today, fus. Post something of substance for a change.

mpfunk · 05-15-2006, 09:23 PM

I just want to say reading this, I'm glad that I learned that dicks like Johnny are the minority in the church or else I would still be inactive.

JohnnyLingo · 05-15-2006, 09:25 PM

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I just want to say reading this, I'm glad that I learned that dicks like Johnny are the minority in the church or else I would still be inactive.

It's too bad that your testimony is based on the behavior of the members of the church.

Sounds like shaky ground to me, but what do I know?

TheSizzle36 · 05-15-2006, 09:45 PM

Wow, you really are an asshole dude.

Seriously, REGARDLESS of a persons struggles, you're PROUD of the fact that your actions might keep them from coming to church, or if somebody says that if more people were like you they would avoid the church? That's jacked up bro.

fusnik11 · 05-15-2006, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

It's too bad that your testimony is based on the behavior of the members of the church.

Sounds like shaky ground to me, but what do I know?

You are so grand....

Just go away dude, go to the other board and spread your tidings and good news there.....

You enforce the stereotypes, by your posts here, that there are 'mormons' that absolutely know nothing of Jesus....

JohnnyLingo · 05-15-2006, 09:47 PM

Damn it, foshizzle, I know you don't like me, but this whole pulling-stuff-out-of-your-butt-and-pinning-it-on-me thing has got to end.

I'm in no way proud of anything here. Are you a woman? You read more into a one sentence response than any man I've ever known.

And right, fus... thanks for informing me as to the status of my relationship with Jesus. I'll keep that in mind.

05-15-2006, 08:07 PM	#21
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	have you guys ever seen those Honda quiet generators? they are amazingly quiet. you want to buy one, just to not listen to them.

05-15-2006, 08:18 PM	#23
JohnnyLingo Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,175	Not a bad summary, minus the "repentance" part. I don't call people to repentance. I'm not trying to change anyone here.

05-15-2006, 09:23 PM	#26
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	I just want to say reading this, I'm glad that I learned that dicks like Johnny are the minority in the church or else I would still be inactive.

05-15-2006, 09:45 PM	#28
TheSizzle36 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,786	Wow, you really are an asshole dude. Seriously, REGARDLESS of a persons struggles, you're PROUD of the fact that your actions might keep them from coming to church, or if somebody says that if more people were like you they would avoid the church? That's jacked up bro.

05-15-2006, 09:47 PM	#30
JohnnyLingo Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,175	Damn it, foshizzle, I know you don't like me, but this whole pulling-stuff-out-of-your-butt-and-pinning-it-on-me thing has got to end. I'm in no way proud of anything here. Are you a woman? You read more into a one sentence response than any man I've ever known. And right, fus... thanks for informing me as to the status of my relationship with Jesus. I'll keep that in mind.