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Old 11-30-2007, 02:32 AM   #1
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Default Posh Spice took out her implants......

A small part of Goatnapper died tonight.

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Old 12-01-2007, 01:51 AM   #2
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A small part of Goatnapper died tonight.

Goat, aren't you going to take offense at that?
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:25 AM   #3
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Well they were pretty bad. They looked like two halves of a grapefruit stuck to her chest. The better ones come with a little bit of actual shape to them. Maybe she got her money back.
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:27 AM   #4
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Well they were pretty bad. They looked like two halves of a grapefruit stuck to her chest. The better ones come with a little bit of actual shape to them. Maybe she got her money back.
More like a cantaloupe or Honeydew than a grapefruit is what I'm thinking. But I agree.
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:45 AM   #5
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More like a cantaloupe or Honeydew than a grapefruit is what I'm thinking. But I agree.
She actually looks greatly improved. More than a mouthful....
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Old 12-01-2007, 10:30 PM   #6
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She actually looks greatly improved. More than a mouthful....
Improved? She went from luscious cantaloupes to hanging fruit roll-ups.
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:19 PM   #7
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She looked awful with plastic boobs.
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:30 PM   #8
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Honestly, to who does the "before" look attractive? It's so unnatural looking.

While we're on the subject, at what point do Michael Jackson and Dolly Parton realize they're well beyond the point of no return and that they should just cut their losses than cut their faces again?
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Old 12-07-2007, 04:07 AM   #9
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Honestly, to who does the "before" look attractive? It's so unnatural looking.

While we're on the subject, at what point do Michael Jackson and Dolly Parton realize they're well beyond the point of no return and that they should just cut their losses than cut their faces again?
Michael Jackson is no longer human.
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Old 12-07-2007, 06:59 AM   #10
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Honestly, to who does the "before" look attractive? It's so unnatural looking.

While we're on the subject, at what point do Michael Jackson and Dolly Parton realize they're well beyond the point of no return and that they should just cut their losses than cut their faces again?
The before looks attractive to me. But then again I am masculine.
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