10-26-2006, 10:35 PM | #1 |
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Just for fun, what's everybody's astrology sign?
and no, I'm not putting stock in astrology. There is a reification argument that's kind of interesting (that astrology can be kind of valid because people look for themselves in it and then consciously/semi-consciously conform themselves to the profiles they find, sort of like the Briggs-Meyers personality tests).
Anyway, I'm a Libra. I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, but my sign is a scale so I'm probably obsessed with my weight.
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10-26-2006, 10:38 PM | #2 |
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My zodiac sign is Aries, my Chinese birth was the Rat. Now before you laugh, rats are intelligent, industrious, attractive to the opposite sex and possess a boatload of other endearing qualities.
Yes it's tru.
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10-26-2006, 10:39 PM | #3 |
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Mine is a Capricorn. I think it means that I am full of manliness and that I have the strength of a boar and the heart of a warrior. Or maybe thats what I have tried to convince myself of it. Anyway, I think it is a unicorn which sucks because how tough can some rainbow colored horse be with a pointy dunce cap on its head be?
Correction--its actually a goat. Man, that sucks even worse. At least a unicorn is magical...a goat just is gay. |
10-26-2006, 10:51 PM | #4 |
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I'm a Sagittarius and like Archaea, my Chinese Birth Year is also The Rat.
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Does that mean you have goat envy? Or is it bestiality? Do you reside in Wyoming per chance?
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10-27-2006, 01:52 AM | #6 |
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Hi, I'm il Padrino Ute and I'm a Cancer. The sign is a crab, which may explain why I'm almost always in a pissy mood.
My Chinese birth year was the dragon. Not sure what it means, but I'd guess that it has something to do with being ornery and setting everything ablaze.
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10-27-2006, 03:12 AM | #7 |
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Capricorn and dragon.
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10-27-2006, 04:08 AM | #8 |
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Aries and the Sheep.
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