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Old 11-04-2008, 09:28 PM   #61
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How many fake names do you have? You mean Barbara's not your real name?
Her real name is Melba Berfelschwitz.
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Old 11-04-2008, 09:34 PM   #62
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Her real name is Melba Berfelschwitz.
I'm actually a 300 pound man named Bruno.
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Old 11-04-2008, 09:45 PM   #63
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I'm actually a 300 pound man named Bruno.
I did a google image search with the words "Lisa Sooner"

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I've decided to stop searching for you.
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Old 11-04-2008, 09:46 PM   #64
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I did a google image search with the words "Lisa Sooner"

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I've decided to stop searching for you.

Not bad, really. Doesn';t look anything like 300 lbs.
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Old 11-04-2008, 09:47 PM   #65
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I did a google image search with the words "Lisa Sooner"

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I've decided to stop searching for you.
It's Lisa Boomer Sooner. You'll see me next to the two OU logos.
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Old 11-04-2008, 09:47 PM   #66
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Not bad, really. Doesn';t look anything like 300 lbs.
Yeah, we're Mormons, we know what 300 pound sisters look like. And sister, you're no 300 pounds.
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It's Lisa Boomer Sooner. You'll see me next to the two OU logos.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...iendid=7315007
You're Asian? I never knew.

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No. Barbara is. I use Lisa when I want to be pseudonymous.
No way is that a word, "Lisa" or "Barbara" or whoever you are.
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No way is that a word, "Lisa" or "Barbara" or whoever you are.
It so is. I won't back down on this one.
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It so is. I won't back down on this one.
How funny.

I did a google images search (safe search on) for "Lisa Boomer Sooner" and the first pic was a couple at an OU game. I clicked on the link to the blog (winanemmy) and the couple is an LDS couple living in Oklahoma. They were married this summer in the provo temple.
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