some of my favorite lines from the B-ball game last night

[cougjunkie]

“Hey giac throw your coat on the floor and challenge that call”

In response to the girl holding the sign that said- Ainge I am having your baby: “It looks like Drisdom is having Ainges baby”

“Drisdom the free KFC is for the fans”

To Bryant Markson after two missed dunks: "maybe you are handicapped, keep the parking pass"

To Kyle Whittingham who was sitting next to his wife: “hey kyle your boyfriend is pretty cute”

To the 10 year old kid that turned around and flipped me off: “my honor roll student can kick your ass”

To the 99 year old lady that tried to fight me: “go home and die”

And finally to the old man that got right in my face and said “our worst team in 50 years and we still beat you by 19”- “go back to the gas station I need a fill up”