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Old 05-01-2008, 02:16 AM   #11
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Arch, you should have checked the headlines before you posted this.
Google "Renaldo".
Archaea loses 1 cool point for not being up to date on his current events.

DDD gains 2 for working current events in to his post, and fooling Archaea. But he loses 1 for not being as funny as 2nd trombone and Whistlepig.
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:26 AM   #12
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Arch, you should have checked the headlines before you posted this.
Google "Ronaldo".
Who the hell is Ronaldo? Is he related to the Brazilian soccer star, Ronaldinho?

It still wasn't very funny.
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Archaea loses 1 cool point for not being up to date on his current events.

DDD gains 2 for working current events in to his post, and fooling Archaea. But he loses 1 for not being as funny as 2nd trombone and Whistlepig.
Fooling Archaea merits no points.

But SteelBlue obviously reads newspapers. He gets some milkshake.

PS Archaea, in case you do not know, "I drink your milkshake" is a moderately popular phrase going around these days. It references a SNL skit that parodies Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood. The phrase tends to be used in situations wherein one person emerges victorious over another. See also, "pwned," but to a lesser degree.
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:00 AM   #14
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Fooling Archaea merits no points.

But SteelBlue obviously reads newspapers. He gets some milkshake.

PS Archaea, in case you do not know, "I drink your milkshake" is a moderately popular phrase going around these days. It references a SNL skit that parodies Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood. The phrase tends to be used in situations wherein one person emerges victorious over another. See also, "pwned," but to a lesser degree.
Once Chevy Chase left, and Dana Rosana Dan died or left, I forget which, it went seriously downhill.
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:04 AM   #15
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Once Chevy Chase left, and Dana Rosana Dan died or left, I forget which, it went seriously downhill.
Amen, brother Archaea. We know what funny SNL is.
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Not your best work.

Timing bad.

topicality? Average.

Needs work.

Although it is truthful that a guy doing a lot of pot isn't doing a lot of humping. I can't comment upon Brazilian twins being transvestites, again another area of your expertise, not mine.
That's GOLD, Archaea. GOLD!
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Careful your age is showing. And it ain't pretty.
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Amen, brother Archaea. We know what funny SNL is.
And for you, too.
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Fooling Archaea merits no points.

But SteelBlue obviously reads newspapers. He gets some milkshake.

PS Archaea, in case you do not know, "I drink your milkshake" is a moderately popular phrase going around these days. It references a SNL skit that parodies Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood. The phrase tends to be used in situations wherein one person emerges victorious over another. See also, "pwned," but to a lesser degree.

-1 for giving SNL any credit at all to milkshake.
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