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bYuPride · 11-16-2007, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SeattleUte

http://www.lanepowell.com/people/att...il.asp?aid=132

That's not a toupee or a hair transplant.

Phi Beta Kappa, isn't that the Accounting nerds fraternity? or perhaps it's a prestigious club I wouldn't be able to get into and I'm way off...

FarrahWaters · 11-16-2007, 10:46 PM

Mike used to have a comb over moustache/goatee combo, but he finally shaved it.

YOhio · 11-17-2007, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by UteStar

I was fat six months ago...but now that I have lost it (37 pounds total so far), I am back to being in pretty good shape. I have hair that will last me another 60 years so I don't see bald ever being in my future.

TripletDaddy · 11-17-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SeattleUte

http://www.lanepowell.com/people/att...il.asp?aid=132

That's not a toupee or a hair transplant.

is that you? You are a neeleman?

cougjunkie · 11-17-2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

is that you? You are a neeleman?

Yes but dont ask him about his younger, smarter, more succesful brother.

TripletDaddy · 11-17-2007, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cougjunkie

Yes but dont ask him about his younger, smarter, more succesful brother.

Is he related to the neeleman who teaches at BYU Law school?

SoCalCoug · 11-18-2007, 12:40 AM

You forgot the choice for "hung like a mule."

Archaea · 11-18-2007, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SoCalCoug

You forgot the choice for "hung like a mule."

The bellies of mules hang down, almost to the ground. Are you implying you qualify?

RC Vikings · 11-20-2007, 02:10 AM

I have more hair then I've ever had, it just isn't on the top of my head any more.

nikuman · 11-20-2007, 03:12 AM

Balding will never be a problem for me. Never.

I am, however, slightly overweight. "Fat" might be a stretch.

View Poll Results: Are you fat and/or balding
Fat	8	17.39%
Balding	8	17.39%
Fat and balding/bald	8	17.39%
neither fat nor balding/bald	22	47.83%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

11-18-2007, 12:40 AM	#37
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	You forgot the choice for "hung like a mule." __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

11-16-2007, 10:46 PM	#32
FarrahWaters Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,122	Mike used to have a comb over moustache/goatee combo, but he finally shaved it.

11-20-2007, 02:10 AM	#39
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	I have more hair then I've ever had, it just isn't on the top of my head any more.

11-20-2007, 03:12 AM	#40
nikuman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Somewhere between NYC and Houston Posts: 625	Balding will never be a problem for me. Never. I am, however, slightly overweight. "Fat" might be a stretch.