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creekster · 03-11-2008, 08:45 PM

Some new evidence to help you decide:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080311/...ple_dawn_wells

Indy Coug · 03-11-2008, 08:46 PM

If you're 69 and driving a car, it might be a good idea to make sure your glaucoma isn't endangering anyone.

myboynoah · 03-11-2008, 09:00 PM

Wow, Driggs, Idaho. I had a companion from there when it was just another sleepy Mormon Idaho spud town. Then folks started coming over the Tetons from Jackson Hole. We had a couple in our ward in Frederick, MD who had river front property in Driggs; they had inherited it from her farming father. Across the river were movie start homes.

When Brigham sent saints to the Idaho side of the Tetons some probably said "No effing way!" and stayed in SLC. Losers.

Indy Coug · 03-11-2008, 09:03 PM

The headline should have read "Cops Find Drugs in Driggs".

What a missed opportunity.

myboynoah · 03-11-2008, 09:07 PM

On Mary Ann, at least she looks like a happy drunk.

Mormon Red Death · 03-11-2008, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by myboynoah

Wow, Driggs, Idaho. I had a companion from there when it was just another sleepy Mormon Idaho spud town. Then folks started coming over the Tetons from Jackson Hole. We had a couple in our ward in Frederick, MD who had river front property in Driggs; they had inherited it from her farming father. Across the river were movie start homes.

When Brigham sent saints to the Idaho side of the Tetons some probably said "No effing way!" and stayed in SLC. Losers.

When brigham asked one of the smoot's to settle provo he said "I'd rather go to hell than to provo"... Really those are words to live by (you hear me pelagius?)

Indy Coug · 03-11-2008, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mormon Red Death

When brigham asked one of the smoot's to settle provo he said "I'd rather go to hell than to provo"... Really those are words to live by (you hear me pelagius?)

And this quote comes from someone living in Detroit Metro?

il Padrino Ute · 03-11-2008, 09:25 PM

She was swerving while "trying to find the heater controls in her new car".

That's one I haven't heard before.

I wonder what star rating Ginger has at the Emperor's Club?

Jeff Lebowski · 03-11-2008, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mormon Red Death

When brigham asked one of the smoot's to settle provo he said "I'd rather go to hell than to provo"... Really those are words to live by (you hear me pelagius?)

True story, but you left off the best part. Brigham replied "Well, you will either go to Provo or go to hell." Brother Smoot went to Provo.

(Pelagius: take note)

creekster · 03-11-2008, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

She was swerving while "trying to find the heater controls in her new car".

That's one I haven't heard before.

I wonder what star rating Ginger has at the Emperor's Club?

It's also nice that she was willing to give a lift to a bunch of pot smoking hippies. Very generous.

03-11-2008, 08:45 PM	#1
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	mary ann v. ginger Some new evidence to help you decide: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080311/...ple_dawn_wells __________________ Sorry for th e tpyos.

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myboynoah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis freakin' Tennessee!!!!! Posts: 4,530	Wow, Driggs, Idaho. I had a companion from there when it was just another sleepy Mormon Idaho spud town. Then folks started coming over the Tetons from Jackson Hole. We had a couple in our ward in Frederick, MD who had river front property in Driggs; they had inherited it from her farming father. Across the river were movie start homes. When Brigham sent saints to the Idaho side of the Tetons some probably said "No effing way!" and stayed in SLC. Losers. __________________ Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!! Religion rises inevitably from our apprehension of our own death. To give meaning to meaninglessness is the endless quest of all religion. When death becomes the center of our consciousness, then religion authentically begins. Of all religions that I know, the one that most vehemently and persuasively defies and denies the reality of death is the original Mormonism of the Prophet, Seer and Revelator, Joseph Smith. Last edited by myboynoah; 03-11-2008 at 09:06 PM.

03-11-2008, 09:07 PM	#5
myboynoah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis freakin' Tennessee!!!!! Posts: 4,530	On Mary Ann, at least she looks like a happy drunk. __________________ Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!! Religion rises inevitably from our apprehension of our own death. To give meaning to meaninglessness is the endless quest of all religion. When death becomes the center of our consciousness, then religion authentically begins. Of all religions that I know, the one that most vehemently and persuasively defies and denies the reality of death is the original Mormonism of the Prophet, Seer and Revelator, Joseph Smith.

03-11-2008, 09:25 PM	#8
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	She was swerving while "trying to find the heater controls in her new car". That's one I haven't heard before. I wonder what star rating Ginger has at the Emperor's Club? __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

03-11-2008, 08:46 PM	#2
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	If you're 69 and driving a car, it might be a good idea to make sure your glaucoma isn't endangering anyone.

03-11-2008, 09:03 PM	#4
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	The headline should have read "Cops Find Drugs in Driggs". What a missed opportunity.