7 questions to ask before voting for a Mormon

[SteelBlue]

http://pastors4huckabeeblog.com/7-qu...-for-a-mormon/

Pretty entertaining. I learned that since I pray to a false God, I have no hope for an answer to my prayers.

[Indy Coug]

...

[Homer looks heavenward in his living room]

Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.

[doorbell rings]

Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two tick --
Homer: [slams the door] Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.

[Marge scrapes it off into Homer's hands]

Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious.

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by SteelBlue

http://pastors4huckabeeblog.com/7-qu...-for-a-mormon/

Pretty entertaining. I learned that since I pray to a false God, I have no hope for an answer to my prayers.

Where did that quote from Pac come from? That is absolutely beautiful.

[Archaea]

Is this a counterfeit blog?

The spelling there would make creekster proud.

[Mrs. Funk]

Do you love how they can't spell "counterfeit?" I think the word "counterfit" occurs at least 3 times.

[Indy Coug]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Funk

Do you love how they can't spell "counterfeit?" I think the word "counterfit" occurs at least 3 times.

Maybe they're really into precision cabinetry.

[JohnnyLingo]

Bad spelling, bad grammar, and the guy (Sherwood? Really?) really only needed three points instead of seven.

1. The Mormon faith is false.

2. They proselyte and spread their false doctrines.

3. God doesn't hear Mormon prayers.

Much more efficient.

I don't know why there's so much fuss over what is obviously a poor-quality blog.

[creekster]

Originally Posted by Archaea

Is this a counterfeit blog?

The spelling there would make creekster proud.

I know this is vanity, but I can't help it. I am actually a very good speller. Seriously. I won several speling bees when I was younger. I am admittedly (how could I deny it?) a very poor typist. Plus, I don't usually have the time to edit or spell check so, like a Ronco kitchen prodcut, I (type)set it and forget it.

[Coach McGuirk]

Originally Posted by creekster

I know this is vanity, but I can't help it. I am actually a very good speller. Seriously. I won several speling bees when I was younger. I am admittedly (how could I deny it?) a very poor typist. Plus, I don't usually have the time to edit or spell check so, like a Ronco kitchen prodcut, I (type)set it and forget it.

if i set hand forteg it, it would lont even be lefibel. Propls to you for getting that much right without oaving to rewirte teh whole thing as i do.

[SeattleUte]

Originally Posted by creekster

I know this is vanity, but I can't help it. I am actually a very good speller. Seriously. I won several speling bees when I was younger. I am admittedly (how could I deny it?) a very poor typist. Plus, I don't usually have the time to edit or spell check so, like a Ronco kitchen prodcut, I (type)set it and forget it.

I'm a very bad speller but (I know this is vanity) very bright, well read people often are. This is one thing my wife and I have in common. My Property professor was no. 1 in his class at Yale and clerked for Potter Stewart, and was a terrible speller. Some people even hurt his feelings comlaining to the dean about it. Since I misspell (sp?) Santa Clause you can't hold it against me for misspelling words like Renaissance. You see I really am quite a bad speller regardless of how many times I have written or used or seen a particular word. I'm a much better typer than a speller.