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Old 04-10-2007, 09:25 PM   #1
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I'm a big BYU fan and have gotten sick of cougarboard and all of the negative comments, so hopefully this will be a site where us true blue fans can go to talk about how awesome our team is. I was working as a manager at Burger King, but I found out from one of our regular customers that the only thing you have to know to be a weather scientist is that the triangles are a cold front and the half circles are "warm front", so now I am going to UVSC to become a weather scientist. I haven't really checked into it much yet, but I'm assuming that it's one of those 6 month certificate deals.
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:32 PM   #2
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I'm a big BYU fan and have gotten sick of cougarboard and all of the negative comments, so hopefully this will be a site where us true blue fans can go to talk about how awesome our team is. I was working as a manager at Burger King, but I found out from one of our regular customers that the only thing you have to know to be a weather scientist is that the triangles are a cold front and the half circles are "warm front", so now I am going to UVSC to become a weather scientist. I haven't really checked into it much yet, but I'm assuming that it's one of those 6 month certificate deals.
Actually, its a 3 month program and I'm certain you can get it at the U where its much easier than at UVSC.

Oh, and you should have stayed on at the BK. Nothing says "I'm going to be a successful weatherman" like a managers nametag with your name on it.

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Actually, its a 3 month program and I'm certain you can get it at the U where its much easier than at UVSC.

Oh, and you should have stayed on at the BK. Nothing says "I'm going to be a successful weatherman" like a managers nametag with your name on it.

Welcome.
I was thinking of doing it at the U, but I heard there were a ton of Episcopalians and Presbyterians there and I didn't want there to be a scene.
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The hardest part is remembering that there are 3 kinds of clouds.

Cumulus, stratus, and

I forgot the last one.

That's prett much all there is to the cloud thing.
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I am going to UVSC to become a weather scientist.
Wow, Gerdy. That's pretty impressive.
But keep the credentials quiet...it's best if Rocky doesn't find out you're another intellectual.
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Another thing, if you don't have cleavage, you aren't going to be any respect when it comes to the weather.

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Another thing, if you don't have cleavage, you aren't going to be any respect when it comes to the weather.

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not a problem, I just bought 3 push-up manziers.
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not a problem, I just bought 3 push-up manziers.
I have a hard time believing that will do much for you in the respect catagory.
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:51 PM   #10
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I have a hard time believing that will do much for you in the respect catagory.
Not to toot my own horn or anything, but they look amazing when I look in the mirror at night. I think you'd be pleasantly surprised.
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