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Alkili · 01-14-2006, 04:40 PM

Ever since I was little i've had a talent for breaking things. Most of my childhood photos tell a story of things broken.

I've always hoped that I would grow out of it but I never have. The first time I drove an automatic vehicle I rolled it into a cannal. The first time I played football I broke my friends arm.

Now I seem to have good days and bad days. I took a basketball class at UVSC and went most the year without any problems, then on one day within about five minutes from each other I had two people come down on my foot. both showed up at the next class in walking-casts.

I have never been able to work at a job consistantly for more then 6 months. My last job was a convergyes I devloped a bump on my wrist that makes it very painfull to type after a few minutes. Doctors tell me its called a ganglionic cyst, but I went to a specialist and they couldn't find it to remove.

I'm tired of being cursed, and want to be a normal person, who can do normal things.

il Padrino Ute · 01-14-2006, 06:39 PM

Get a degree in structural engineering and then start your own demolition company. Put your talent to use my friend.

Robin · 01-14-2006, 07:49 PM

r.f.

Alkili · 01-14-2006, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robin

Sounds like you are on your way to social security heaven! Just make sure you have a lot of kids, then fake an injury and claim disability.

I don't have to fake anything, I broke my back in 3 places when I was 10. My doctor wanted me to get surgery, but it would imobileize part of my back. I'm pretty sure that fate could come up with something for me.

I've been thinking about joining the millitary, but i don't know if I can pass the physical, I think I can as long as they don't dig to deep.

Robin · 01-15-2006, 06:22 PM

r.f.

The_Tick · 01-16-2006, 03:59 PM

Just make sure you marry someone before you enlist though. It seems to me that it would be a waste if someone didn't get the death benefits.....

HAHAHHHAHAHHAHA

Just kidding. Couldn't help myself though...

01-14-2006, 04:40 PM	#1
Alkili Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 263	I think I'm cursed Ever since I was little i've had a talent for breaking things. Most of my childhood photos tell a story of things broken. I've always hoped that I would grow out of it but I never have. The first time I drove an automatic vehicle I rolled it into a cannal. The first time I played football I broke my friends arm. Now I seem to have good days and bad days. I took a basketball class at UVSC and went most the year without any problems, then on one day within about five minutes from each other I had two people come down on my foot. both showed up at the next class in walking-casts. I have never been able to work at a job consistantly for more then 6 months. My last job was a convergyes I devloped a bump on my wrist that makes it very painfull to type after a few minutes. Doctors tell me its called a ganglionic cyst, but I went to a specialist and they couldn't find it to remove. I'm tired of being cursed, and want to be a normal person, who can do normal things. __________________ Dark is the Night, but I begin to see the light.

01-14-2006, 06:39 PM	#2
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	I have your solution... Get a degree in structural engineering and then start your own demolition company. Put your talent to use my friend. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

01-16-2006, 03:59 PM	#6
The_Tick Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 626	Just make sure you marry someone before you enlist though. It seems to me that it would be a waste if someone didn't get the death benefits..... HAHAHHHAHAHHAHA Just kidding. Couldn't help myself though... __________________ Spooooooon

01-14-2006, 07:49 PM	#3
Robin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 961	r.f.

01-15-2006, 06:22 PM	#5
Robin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 961	r.f.