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Old 10-29-2008, 07:10 PM   #1
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you have ever made? I live a boring life, but, this past Saturday we went to Cosco to load up on some and milk and toilet paper and noticed this guy showing a lady how the ladder he was selling worked...that guy was quite the salesman, before I knew it, he had me on top of the ladder and standing on a platform...15 minutes later I am walking away with an invoice for a $300 ladder that I had no intention on buying. Unfortunately, they did not have the deluxe model on hand so they will be shipping it to me this week. I can't wait for it to arrive! My wife has made me a list of to do's and I am actually looking forward to the UPS delivery. It's way cool, it splits into two ladders, it can be a 26 ft telescoping type, it can be set up at angles to work on stair cases, etc...I am very excited.
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you have ever made? I live a boring life, but, this past Saturday we went to Cosco to load up on some and milk and toilet paper and noticed this guy showing a lady how the ladder he was selling worked...that guy was quite the salesman, before I knew it, he had me on top of the ladder and standing on a platform...15 minutes later I am walking away with an invoice for a $300 ladder that I had no intention on buying. Unfortunately, they did not have the deluxe model on hand so they will be shipping it to me this week. I can't wait for it to arrive! My wife has made me a list of to do's and I am actually looking forward to the UPS delivery. It's way cool, it splits into two ladders, it can be a 26 ft telescoping type, it can be set up at angles to work on stair cases, etc...I am very excited.
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At Costco you have got to go with a big TV next time; you want an impulse buy to result in your butt on the couch, not in more work for you on the weekend.
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Sage advice from the ape guy.
YES! An Ape, that is exaclty right. My esteem for IPU has risen to new levels!
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YES! An Ape, that is exaclty right. My esteem for IPU has risen to new levels!
So, it's somewhere between exUte and fecal matter?
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There's somethign between those two?





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