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danimal · 07-28-2007, 01:24 AM

Just found out that a member of an old ward of ours embezzled nearly $3 million from his company and is about to be sentenced in federal court. During the years that he was defrauding his company, he was EQ pres, YM pres, and High Councilman. Seemed like a straight arrow sort of guy. Guess appearances are deceiving...

non sequitur · 07-28-2007, 01:27 AM

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Just found out that a member of an old ward of ours embezzled nearly $3 million from his company and is about to be sentenced in federal court. During the years that he was defrauding his company, he was EQ pres, YM pres, and High Councilman. Seemed like a straight arrow sort of guy. Guess appearances are deceiving...

But did he drink beer or coffee? If not, I'm sure he attended church each week with a clear conscience.

danimal · 07-28-2007, 01:36 AM

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But did he drink beer or coffee? If not, I'm sure he attended church each week with a clear conscience.

That's funny as Marsupial and I were saying that he would probably never consider drinking coffee or doing other mundane sins. I guess if you're going to go out, go out big.

il Padrino Ute · 07-28-2007, 04:07 AM

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That's funny as Marsupial and I were saying that he would probably never consider drinking coffee or doing other mundane sins. I guess if you're going to go out, go out big.

Is he a homosexual? Prison affection may be easier to accept if he is.

Sorry, wrong thread.

Indy Coug · 07-28-2007, 04:06 PM

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Greed isn't a sin in the Mormon church cira 2007 and hasn't been for decades. We encourage wealth--in fact it is the way to get ahead in the church generally.

Know any school teachers or postmen that are now GAs? But how many CEOs and Lawyers?

It is all about making money--and if you get caught committing crimes to get it, oh well. You should have stuck to decieving stupid desperate poeple trying to get them to join your multilevel marketing company. That's not illegal.

What a steaming pile of shit.

Taq Man · 07-28-2007, 04:12 PM

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What a steaming pile of shit.

Great analysis, care to elaborate?

Lost Student · 07-28-2007, 05:55 PM

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Know any school teachers or postmen that are now GAs?

B-D

Lost Student · 07-28-2007, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam

Know any school teachers or postmen that are now GAs? But how many CEOs and Lawyers?

Lost Student · 07-28-2007, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam

Know any school teachers or postmen that are now GAs? But how many CEOs and Lawyers?

non sequitur · 07-28-2007, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam

Greed isn't a sin in the Mormon church cira 2007 and hasn't been for decades. We encourage wealth--in fact it is the way to get ahead in the church generally.

Know any school teachers or postmen that are now GAs? But how many CEOs and Lawyers?

It is all about making money--and if you get caught committing crimes to get it, oh well. You should have stuck to decieving stupid desperate poeple trying to get them to join your multilevel marketing company. That's not illegal.

It's from all those BoM stories where God prospered the righteous. Now, if you don't have money, then that must mean God isn't blessing you. And if God isn't blessing you with cash, the next best thing you can do is to go out and get an Escalade or a Hummer. That way others will at least THINK you're tight with God. No doubt about it...Mormons love the money.

07-28-2007, 01:24 AM	#1
danimal Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your mom's house Posts: 588	Wow Just found out that a member of an old ward of ours embezzled nearly $3 million from his company and is about to be sentenced in federal court. During the years that he was defrauding his company, he was EQ pres, YM pres, and High Councilman. Seemed like a straight arrow sort of guy. Guess appearances are deceiving... __________________ Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed, but free to explore extra-marital encounters. Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people? Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...but it might work for us.