Mom's report from the game

[Brian]

I just got done chatting w/ my mommy. She's old and has to go tinkle all the time and was in real pain towards the end of the game. So, after OSU scored, she was a little down and decided to go to the head down, then wait for my dad by the gate. Dad is through and through and has never left a game early.
So, she's in the restroom washing her hands and all of a sudden it sounds like the whole stadium is about to collapse. She looks at the lady washing hands next to her, and with deer in the headlight looks, they both say, "I should have held it......"
So, she manages to get back out into the tunnell to try and get a view. Well, she's short and couldn't see and everyone was standing up. Finally, she finds an angle to the jumbo-tron right as Brian trots in. Mayhem.
She can't see anything else the rest of the game, but a tall guy keeps her informed and gives her the play-by-play on Louie's deed. More mayhem.

But, the reason for her call. Her role in victory. I guess on the post-game Brian said he looked up into the stands and saw people leaving and got pissed. He said he was going to make them miss the best comeback win of their lives.

So, thank my little old mommy for the win. She does what she can.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by Brian

I just got done chatting w/ my mommy. She's old and has to go tinkle all the time and was in real pain towards the end of the game. So, after OSU scored, she was a little down and decided to go to the head down, then wait for my dad by the gate. Dad is through and through and has never left a game early.
So, she's in the restroom washing her hands and all of a sudden it sounds like the whole stadium is about to collapse. She looks at the lady washing hands next to her, and with deer in the headlight looks, they both say, "I should have held it......"
So, she manages to get back out into the tunnell to try and get a view. Well, she's short and couldn't see and everyone was standing up. Finally, she finds an angle to the jumbo-tron right as Brian trots in. Mayhem.
She can't see anything else the rest of the game, but a tall guy keeps her informed and gives her the play-by-play on Louie's deed. More mayhem.

But, the reason for her call. Her role in victory. I guess on the post-game Brian said he looked up into the stands and saw people leaving and got pissed. He said he was going to make them miss the best comeback win of their lives.

So, thank my little old mommy for the win. She does what she can.

Be sure to tell your Mom to leave early on Nov. 22. The Utes may need her to do that.

[MikeWaters]

Liar. You didn't trot in. Nor did you look in the stands.

[Brian]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Be sure to tell your Mom to leave early on Nov. 22. The Utes may need her to do that.

You know, I told her that. Tinkle toes Linda I called her.
Maybe the band can strike up "Tinkle, tinkle little star" when needed.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by brian

you know, i told her that. Tinkle toes linda i called her.
Maybe the band can strike up "tinkle, tinkle little star" when needed.

6.0455574

[MikeWaters]

Originally Posted by Brian

You know, I told her that. Tinkle toes Linda I called her.
Maybe the band can strike up "Tinkle, tinkle little star" when needed.

tell her to wear a diaper. and when the cougs walk out victorious, take it off and throw it on them in the tunnel.

[Brian]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

6.0455574

you forgot the link to the Bristol Scale.