Morons on Cougarboard

[wuapinmon]

Originally Posted by Archaea

But thankfully the culture has lots of subcultures which allow each of us to find our own niche.

I did the first half of my undergrad time at Georgia Tech and then transferred to the Y. I really felt out of place until I got married and started grad school there. Once I got in with a group of other married grad students, it felt right. Before that, I felt like I was a hanger-on to Tim all the time. Being a convert from the South, I had precious little in common with most of the Y students. Plus, I quickly got tired of getting asked a million questions about my accent every time I opened my mouth.

But, the biggest thing for me was how shallow and boring so many of the conversations were before I was married. My sister and I both felt like people in our singles ward were constantly doing sexual compatibility arithmetic about each other when they were having any kind of conversation.

[MikeWaters]

Bill: "So do you have a vagina?"

Jane: "Yes. Do you have a penis?"

Bill: "Yes. What do you figure on marital conjugal frequency?"

Jane: "Probably 2 to 3 times a week."

Bill: "Well, yeah, I was kind of hoping for someone with an anticipated rate of 8 to 10 times a week."

Jane: "Bummer, because you have a nice butt."

Bill: "And your ta-tas aren't that bad either."

Jane: "So do you have any friends? Maybe one that likes to study a lot?"

[wuapinmon]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Bill: "So do you have a vagina?"

Jane: "Yes. Do you have a penis?"

Bill: "Yes. What do you figure on marital conjugal frequency?"

Jane: "Probably 2 to 3 times a week."

Bill: "Well, yeah, I was kind of hoping for someone with an anticipated rate of 8 to 10 times a week."

Jane: "Bummer, because you have a nice butt."

Bill: "And your ta-tas aren't that bad either."

Jane: "So do you have any friends? Maybe one that likes to study a lot?"

Yeah, that about sums it up.