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Sleeping in EQ · 07-15-2008, 06:40 PM

the stuffing out of all opponents. It's a shame that we're mostly known for Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree.

I put forward that 64,000 BYU fans shouting "BLOOD ATONEMENT!" will be extremely effective.

Use their biases against them!

DapperDan · 07-18-2008, 07:35 PM

I, for one, find Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree to be quite frightening.

MikeWaters · 07-18-2008, 07:39 PM

"Follow the Prophet" sung by 60k would freak them out big-time.

I would fully support it, because I think it's a dumb song, and people might reconsider using it with primary kids.

TripletDaddy · 07-18-2008, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

"Follow the Prophet" sung by 60k would freak them out big-time.

I would fully support it, because I think it's a dumb song, and people might reconsider using it with primary kids.

We could adapt it to "Follow the Blockers" for short yardage situations.

il Padrino Ute · 07-18-2008, 07:56 PM

BYU fans simply aren't scary or frightening.

TheSizzle36 · 07-18-2008, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

We could adapt it to "Follow the Blockers" for short yardage situations.

Reynolds was a blocker, first one that we know,
In short-yardage situations, he makes the offense go-oh,
Opening the holes for Unga everyday,
Firstdowns and touchdowns, he knows the way!

Follow the blocker, follow the blocker, follow the blocker, don't go astray...
Follow the blocker, follow the blocker, follow the blocker, He knows the way!

TripletDaddy · 07-18-2008, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSizzle36

Reynolds was a blocker, first one that we know,
In short-yardage situations, he makes the offense go-oh,
Opening the holes for Unga everyday,
Firstdowns and touchdowns, he knows the way!

Follow the blocker, follow the blocker, follow the blocker, don't go astray...
Follow the blocker, follow the blocker, follow the blocker, He knows the way!

Unga was a tailback, first one that could go
Through the line of scrimmage, he put on a show-oh
Bruins we were beating, this would be our day
Then he went and fumbled, gave the game away...

Follow the blocker, follow the blocker, follow the blocker, don't go astray
Follow the blocker, follow the blocker, follow the blocker, its UCLA!

Second half was awful, Bruins ran the ball
Fans were getting angry, blaming it on Hall
Eathan saw his chance and blocked that shortened punt
Bruce Davis was sidelined, crying like a *ahem*

Follow the blocker, follow the blocker, follow the blocker, don't go astray
Follow the blocker, follow the blocker, follow the blocker, its UCLA!

MikeWaters · 07-18-2008, 08:23 PM

punk is the world you are looking for.

YOhio · 07-18-2008, 11:05 PM

Mormons, Do Your Duty!

Detroitdad · 07-27-2008, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

"Follow the Prophet" sung by 60k would freak them out big-time.

I would fully support it, because I think it's a dumb song, and people might reconsider using it with primary kids.

By far the funniest thing you have written on this board. That song became popularized during a period of inactivity for me and the first time I heard it a little three year old was singing it as he played with his toys. I was struck by how zombieish it was.

07-15-2008, 06:40 PM	#1
Sleeping in EQ Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The People's Republic of Monsanto Posts: 3,085	BYU needs a cheer that will scare the stuffing out of all opponents. It's a shame that we're mostly known for Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree. I put forward that 64,000 BYU fans shouting "BLOOD ATONEMENT!" will be extremely effective. Use their biases against them! __________________ "Do not despise the words of prophets, but test everything; hold fast to what is good; " 1 Thess. 5:21 (NRSV) We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

07-18-2008, 07:56 PM	#5
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	BYU fans simply aren't scary or frightening. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

07-18-2008, 07:35 PM	#2
DapperDan Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 39	I, for one, find Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree to be quite frightening.

07-18-2008, 07:39 PM	#3
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	"Follow the Prophet" sung by 60k would freak them out big-time. I would fully support it, because I think it's a dumb song, and people might reconsider using it with primary kids.

07-18-2008, 08:23 PM	#8
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	punk is the world you are looking for.

07-18-2008, 11:05 PM	#9
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	Mormons, Do Your Duty!