cougarguard.com — unofficial BYU Cougars / LDS sports, football, basketball forum and message board  

Go Back   cougarguard.com — unofficial BYU Cougars / LDS sports, football, basketball forum and message board > non-Sports > Current Events
Register FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-17-2006, 11:43 PM   #1
Archaea
Assistant to the Regional Manager
 
Archaea's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Orgasmatron
Posts: 24,338
Archaea is an unknown quantity at this point
Default New way to rank Actresses

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,203945,00.html

Now actresses will be ranked by A, B, C, D, DD, E, EE?

Hmmm.

Are Actors ranked by how they're hung?
__________________
Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα
Archaea is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2006, 01:46 AM   #2
MikeWaters
Demiurge
 
MikeWaters's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 36,365
MikeWaters is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

I rank David first.
MikeWaters is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2006, 03:00 AM   #3
Colly Wolly
Senior Member
 
Colly Wolly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,281
Colly Wolly is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeWaters
I rank David first.
I'm hung bigger thand David. That thing on David is a Mike & Ike.
Colly Wolly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2006, 10:13 PM   #4
DirtyHippieUTE
Senior Member
 
DirtyHippieUTE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Moscow, ID
Posts: 1,151
DirtyHippieUTE is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Robin
You have to understand that Mike is half-Japanese. He would probably think a 'Mike & Ike' was a compliment.
Sweet!!! We've finally arrived at cock size smack... I've been saving these up since 11th grade.

Where do I start..?
__________________
I reject your reality and substitute my own...
DirtyHippieUTE is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2006, 10:16 PM   #5
Robin
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 961
Robin is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyHippieUTE
Sweet!!! We've finally arrived at cock size smack... I've been saving these up since 11th grade.

Where do I start..?
Okay, I'm game. Start with me.
Robin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2006, 02:21 AM   #6
realtall
Senior Member
 
realtall's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Krum, TX
Posts: 891
realtall is an unknown quantity at this point
Send a message via AIM to realtall
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Archaea
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,203945,00.html

Now actresses will be ranked by A, B, C, D, DD, E, EE?

Hmmm.

Are Actors ranked by how they're hung?

If Knightley would eat a steak once in a while she could probably get at least to a B.
__________________
http://realtall.blogspot.com/
realtall is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2006, 02:27 AM   #7
Colly Wolly
Senior Member
 
Colly Wolly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,281
Colly Wolly is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by realtall
If Knightley would eat a steak once in a while she could probably get at least to a B.
Red beans and rice have missed her...
Colly Wolly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2006, 10:41 PM   #8
TheSizzle36
Senior Member
 
TheSizzle36's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,786
TheSizzle36 is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stick It In Him
Red beans and rice have missed her...
Does this mean that she's also on Cosmo's list?
TheSizzle36 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2006, 11:16 PM   #9
Colly Wolly
Senior Member
 
Colly Wolly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,281
Colly Wolly is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSizzle36
Does this mean that she's also on Cosmo's list?
Yes, and I would imagine it also means that she doesn't have a motor in the back of her Honda.
Colly Wolly is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 09:01 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.