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Old 10-11-2008, 03:48 AM   #1
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Anonymous attacks on my reputation. This will not stand.
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Old 10-11-2008, 03:50 AM   #2
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I will kick all y'all's ass.
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Old 10-11-2008, 04:08 AM   #3
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Iranian seamen. Heh, heh.....heh, heh.
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Old 10-11-2008, 04:13 AM   #4
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I'm on my third bottle of wine for crap's sake. Oh sweet oblivion feels alright.
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Old 10-11-2008, 04:25 AM   #5
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I'm on my third bottle of wine for crap's sake. Oh sweet oblivion feels alright.
Bartles and James isn't really wine. Did you run out of moonshine?
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Old 10-11-2008, 04:29 AM   #6
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Bartles and James isn't really wine. Did you run out of moonshine?
Started on a very nice Aussie Shiraz, moved on to an equally good Argentine Malbec and now I'm on some I-talian something or other. (I can't tell what varietal(s) this last bottle is, but it's tasty.)
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Old 10-11-2008, 02:43 PM   #7
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I'm on my third bottle of wine for crap's sake. Oh sweet oblivion feels alright.
Strange. I had pictured you as a whiskey drinker.
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Old 10-11-2008, 03:21 PM   #8
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Usually. But for some reason I got on the wine last night and as we all know the worst thing you can do is mix your alcohols. So wine it was.
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Old 10-11-2008, 03:24 PM   #9
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I'm a bit bummed nobody picked up on my Screaming Trees reference. Is grunge truly dead?
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Old 10-11-2008, 04:35 PM   #10
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"landpoke is on a distinguished road" is not an attack on your reputation; it's a good thing. It says people have given you props. It's like the brothel letting you have a second one for free.
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