FIFTEEN offensive RB's by UNLV

[MikeWaters]

GN, I say that you put Jimmer's brain in Burgess's body, and you actually have a better player.

You would argue vehemently against this saying that it is his strength that is so important, which you seem to be saying, Burgess lacks.

I call bullcrap.

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

GN, I say that you put Jimmer's brain in Burgess's body, and you actually have a better player.

You would argue vehemently against this saying that it is his strength that is so important, which you seem to be saying, Burgess lacks.

I call bullcrap.

I said clearly that Burgess has the physical strength to compensate for his lack of quickness. He gets to the rack on rare occasions. What I said is that he lacks the ballhandling ability. Harvey Unga has the strength but I doubt he has the handles as well.

[PaloAltoCougar]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

GN, I say that you put Jimmer's brain in Burgess's body, and you actually have a better player.

As long as we're doing cranial transplants, stick Jimmer's noggin on Trent's body. Add some melanin and you've got David Robinson.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by PaloAltoCougar

As long as we're doing cranial transplants, stick Jimmer's noggin on Trent's body. Add some melanin and you've got David Robinson.

It would be cooler to actually take away ALL melanin, thereby giving BYU the only albino center in the NCAA.

How intimidating would THAT be?

Although the jokes would get old fast...."Wow, that white boy can play!" or "White men CAN jump!"

[PaloAltoCougar]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

It would be cooler to actually take away ALL melanin, thereby giving BYU the only albino center in the NCAA.

How intimidating would THAT be?

Although the jokes would get old fast...."Wow, that white boy can play!" or "White men CAN jump!"

Inspired. Let him grow his hair out, and we'd have a 6'11" Johnny Winter.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by PaloAltoCougar

Inspired. Let him grow his hair out, and we'd have a 6'11" Johnny Winter.

I will take your 6'11" Johnny Winter, shave off about 4 inches, add about 110 pounds, and we'd have Jonathan Winters. Not sure about his defense, but he could distract the opposing team with his humorous anecdotes.

For example, tonight we could have used a good Henry Glenworthy impression on the corner baseline to prevent those Wink Adams 3s.