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11-09-2006, 09:57 PM | #1 |
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Worst lyrics all time?
Just plain weird:
"I don't think that I can take it 'cause it took so long to bake it..." MacArthur Park, Richard Harris Failed attempt at poetic imagery: "bubblegum tongue"??? Your body is a wonderland, John Mayer runner up: "The morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball" (Apologies to Paul Simon, who wrote the song) Red Rubber Ball, Cyrkle Worst use of repetition: "Tell me have you ever really, really, really, really, really, really...." Have you ever loved a woman? Bryan Adams grammatical breakdown: "No I cannot forget from where it is that I come from" Small Town, John (Cougar) Mellancamp overall tripe: Wake Up Little Susie, Everly Brothers Last edited by BarbaraGordon; 04-24-2007 at 12:25 AM. |
11-09-2006, 10:10 PM | #2 |
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Absolute worst famous athlete reference:
Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous Girl" Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash I like the beat to that song, but the lyrics are so incredibly horrible that it makes that song so painful to listen to. |
11-09-2006, 10:20 PM | #3 |
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11-09-2006, 10:26 PM | #4 | |
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This is a good one. I would play it really loud to annoy Farrah.
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11-09-2006, 10:35 PM | #5 |
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11-09-2006, 10:48 PM | #6 |
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So many choices, so little time. Amen to all the above.
Just about anything out of Nashville these days is automatically a contender. But you have to give a lifetime achievement award to Neil Diamond. Mr. Cheese himself. Here are some of my "favorites": Porcupine Pie Words and Music by Neil Diamond Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie, Vanilla soup, a double scoop please. No, maybe I want, maybe I won't, maybe I will. The titti fruit, with fruity blue cheese. Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie, Don't let it get on your jeans, I know it sounds a little strange, but you got to eat it with gloves--or your hands will turn green. Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie, It weaves its way through my dreams, And I do believe I'm gonna have one and leave enough room for dessert, chicken ripple ice cream. HEARTLIGHT Written by Neil Diamond, Burt Bacharach and Carole Bayer Sager Come back again I want you to stay next time 'Cause sometimes the world ain't kind When people get lost like you and me I just made a friend A friend is someone you need But now that he had to go away I still feel the words that he might say Turn on your heartlight Let it shine whereever you go Let it make a happy glow For all the world to see Turn on your heartlight In the middle of a young boy's dream Don't wake me up too soon Gonna take a ride across the moon You and me He's lookin' for home 'Cause everyone needs a place And home's the most excellent place of all And I'll be right here if you should call me Turn on your heartlight Let it shine whereever you go Let it make a happy glow For all the world to see Turn on your heartlight In the middle of a young boy's dream Don't wake me up too soon Gonna take a ride across the moon You and me Turn on you heartlight now Turn on you heartlight now
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"I am I said to no one there and no one heard at all not even the chair..." good stuff. |
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You stole my thunder. Many of the other goofy lyrics are self-consciously goofy and so I am not sure if they really count. But this gem, the utter isolation, described by the poignant refernce to unfeeling furniture, is so bad precisely becasue it is so earnestly sincere. Neil could really craft a nice pop tune but man did some of his lyrics stink.
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Neil Diamond was the worst. He would say anything just to make it rhyme.
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11-09-2006, 11:22 PM | #10 |
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It does not get any sappier than this song. Every single line is a worn out cliche. It's like they wrote it badly on purpose.
A girl in HS wanted to make this "our song." I should have just ran. If you pay attention while listening to this, you'll notice that your pancreas has stopped working. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOOT4qyupDE
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