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View Poll Results: How many times before dawn broke?
5 or more 5 21.74%
4 2 8.70%
3 3 13.04%
2 3 13.04%
1 4 17.39%
0 2 8.70%
I respect my spouse too much to engage in this juvenile poll. 4 17.39%
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:04 PM   #11
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My buddy was telling me about his and how with a lot of study, thought and practice alone he was ready to take it to level 7 and she was still down around level 2. He never did get the action he was hoping for and they divorced after about 15 years of marriage with him finding someone online who would fulfill those fantasies.
and how is that working out for him.

What the ell is level seven?
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:05 PM   #12
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1 time for 60 minutes > 5 times for 60 seconds
60 minutes? The 59 minutes of convincing her that it really was okay doesn't count.
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:08 PM   #13
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and how is that working out for him.

What the ell is level seven?
They have a sex life that would make goat blush. He gave up an awful lot for it but he seems happy.
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:55 PM   #14
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They have a sex life that would make goat blush. He gave up an awful lot for it but he seems happy.
So what was the price?
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Old 09-10-2007, 11:20 PM   #15
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What the ell is level seven?
Yeah no kidding, we need a detailed description of each level.
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So what was the price?
add thought bubbles to archaea "and can I afford it?"
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So what was the price?
Just the usual, child support, alimony, time away from the kids and the harsh judgement from others. What he got in return was a wife that wakes him up often in the middle of the night doing various things to his body, sex at least five times a week with or without any number of different toys and someone that takes care of all his physical needs and wants. Like I said he is happy but he has paid a big price for it.
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