10-12-2007, 03:56 AM | #31 |
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Sister missionaries are broken into three groups:
a. Those that upon completion, marry an Elder b. Those that get bad acne and marry a weak man c. Those that strip their garments when they come home I preferred the third group and knew a group of RM Sister's who all graduated from BYU who spent their time brushing up on the sweet science of the one night stand. |
10-12-2007, 06:38 AM | #32 |
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I usually ignored them all, as they usually lectured RM Elders on why we were assholes, and why they smelled like one.
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10-12-2007, 06:50 AM | #33 |
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Funny stuff. lol
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10-12-2007, 08:42 PM | #34 |
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If we assume that all sisters are fat ugly and or crazy. Then is only fair to assume that all elders are stinky assholes.
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10-12-2007, 08:59 PM | #35 |
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I'm late to the party but I'll chime in:
Mrs. Meanie is an RM (Japan). We met at BYU after both of us got home. There were a couple sisters in my mission that were hot. I just had a mission reunion recently and one of the hot ones was there. She was still mighty attractive after 18 years and several kids. |
10-12-2007, 11:15 PM | #36 |
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Smoking hot sister missionary called again today, this time to invite me to fast and testimony meeting. The funny thing is, I have gone to nearly every F&T meeting over the past nine years, so I doubt I am on their list of members to focus on.
Assuming she is calling everyone in the ward, is this just a weekly means to avoid a few hours of tracting? |
10-12-2007, 11:31 PM | #37 |
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My ex was also an RM (Philipines, Manila). It's what allowed her to instantly recognize my profound spirituality.
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10-15-2007, 01:16 PM | #38 |
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I did.
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