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Indy Coug · 02-19-2008, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

And you still don't get it.

http://cougarguard.com/forum/showthr...ighlight=Tonga

myboynoah · 02-19-2008, 06:09 PM

I thought the "Footprints in the Sand" was one of the following:

1) Jesus guest stars on Baywatch as a rival to The Hoff
2) A spoiler from an upcoming episode of Lost
3) Yet unreleased footage of Jesus as a body double for Burt Lancaster in From Here to Eternity
4) Jesus honeymooning at Sandals Negril

SteelBlue · 02-19-2008, 06:27 PM

Zman on cougarboard came up with this beauty:

Tex · 02-19-2008, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

And you still don't get it.

Heh. No, I think he got it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteelBlue

Zman on cougarboard came up with this beauty:

I agree with whoever said it was Kenny Loggins. Gives new theological meaning to the song, "Meet Me Halfway Across the Sky."

mpfunk · 02-19-2008, 07:28 PM

Anyone else find it odd that they couldn't get a guy with a real beard to play Jesus.

jay santos · 02-19-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

On top of that, the woman being carried walked almost the whole way and Jesus only carried her a few feet. It's bound to drive the grace folks nuts.

nicely done

TripletDaddy · 02-19-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mpfunk

Anyone else find it odd that they couldn't get a guy with a real beard to play Jesus.

In Utah county? Are you kidding?

DapperDan · 02-19-2008, 08:56 PM

My how cute. Someone bought a copy of Photoshop. Hopefully Mrs Kay will continue her education with some of these great instructional videos. It's almost like they were made for just for her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_X5uR7VC4M

RC Vikings · 02-20-2008, 01:19 AM

Damn it you guys. I wish you would have pointed out how stupid they are before I went out and bought the whole set of them last week.

il Padrino Ute · 02-20-2008, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings

Damn it you guys. I wish you would have pointed out how stupid they are before I went out and bought the whole set of them last week.

How about if we include you in this by making you the object of derision? You can still have the set and know that we are appreciative.

02-19-2008, 06:09 PM	#32
myboynoah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis freakin' Tennessee!!!!! Posts: 4,530	I thought the "Footprints in the Sand" was one of the following: 1) Jesus guest stars on Baywatch as a rival to The Hoff 2) A spoiler from an upcoming episode of Lost 3) Yet unreleased footage of Jesus as a body double for Burt Lancaster in From Here to Eternity 4) Jesus honeymooning at Sandals Negril __________________ Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!! Religion rises inevitably from our apprehension of our own death. To give meaning to meaninglessness is the endless quest of all religion. When death becomes the center of our consciousness, then religion authentically begins. Of all religions that I know, the one that most vehemently and persuasively defies and denies the reality of death is the original Mormonism of the Prophet, Seer and Revelator, Joseph Smith.

02-19-2008, 06:27 PM	#33
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	Zman on cougarboard came up with this beauty:

02-19-2008, 07:28 PM	#35
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	Anyone else find it odd that they couldn't get a guy with a real beard to play Jesus.

02-19-2008, 08:56 PM	#38
DapperDan Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 39	My how cute. Someone bought a copy of Photoshop. Hopefully Mrs Kay will continue her education with some of these great instructional videos. It's almost like they were made for just for her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_X5uR7VC4M

02-20-2008, 01:19 AM	#39
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	Damn it you guys. I wish you would have pointed out how stupid they are before I went out and bought the whole set of them last week.