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danimal · 04-03-2008, 01:13 AM

General conference invaded my dreams the other night. In my dream I was watching, and everything was as usual. Then it was Pres. Monson's turn to speak. He came to the podium dressed in a black shirt, with a white tie and a black leather coat. He said that the church was going to run a little differently now that he was President, and told the mullahs to quit caring about wearing white shirts.

I think odds are pretty good that this will come true...

TripletDaddy · 04-03-2008, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by danimal

General conference invaded my dreams the other night. In my dream I was watching, and everything was as usual. Then it was Pres. Monson's turn to speak. He came to the podium dressed in a black shirt, with a white tie and a black leather coat. He said that the church was going to run a little differently now that he was President, and told the mullahs to quit caring about wearing white shirts.

I think odds are pretty good that this will come true...

I had a similar non-traditional Conference dream. Except in mine, Sylvia Allred from the General RS Presidency popped out of a cake and gave a talk to the congregation, employing a "Happy Birthday Mr President" style.

During the song, the camera panned through the audience to find the polynesian, hispanic, and black families.

I woke up before the dream ended, so in my dream, I wasnt able to get up in the middle of Sister Allred's talk to make a sandwich and check my email.

ute4ever · 04-03-2008, 03:21 AM

After the new apostle is announced, he should ride down to his seat on a zipline.

il Padrino Ute · 04-03-2008, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

After the new apostle is announced, he should ride down to his seat on a zipline.

You're thinking that the Jazz bear would be a good choice?

Not a bad idea, really.

PaloAltoCougar · 04-03-2008, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

After the new apostle is announced, he should ride down to his seat on a zipline.

This is a good idea. The apostle could be sitting in the upper deck, feign surprise at his call, and pull his jockstrap out of his pants a la Will Farrell in Blades of Glory, using his jock to slide down a cable to the podium. Upon touchdown, he could wave the smokin' jock around then toss it to swooning sisters in the front.

Goatnapper'96 · 04-03-2008, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by danimal

General conference invaded my dreams the other night. In my dream I was watching, and everything was as usual. Then it was Pres. Monson's turn to speak. He came to the podium dressed in a black shirt, with a white tie and a black leather coat. He said that the church was going to run a little differently now that he was President, and told the mullahs to quit caring about wearing white shirts.

I think odds are pretty good that this will come true...

Wooo. I thought it might include a bow tie, you offspring of a rebel you.

SteelBlue · 04-03-2008, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

After the new apostle is announced, he should ride down to his seat on a zipline.

This may be the single greatest General Conference idea I've ever heard.

Tex · 04-03-2008, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

After the new apostle is announced, he should ride down to his seat on a zipline.

I actually laughed out loud when I read this. Very nice.

04-03-2008, 01:13 AM	#1
danimal Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your mom's house Posts: 588	my general conference dream General conference invaded my dreams the other night. In my dream I was watching, and everything was as usual. Then it was Pres. Monson's turn to speak. He came to the podium dressed in a black shirt, with a white tie and a black leather coat. He said that the church was going to run a little differently now that he was President, and told the mullahs to quit caring about wearing white shirts. I think odds are pretty good that this will come true... __________________ Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed, but free to explore extra-marital encounters. Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people? Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...but it might work for us.

04-03-2008, 03:21 AM	#3
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	After the new apostle is announced, he should ride down to his seat on a zipline.