07-16-2008, 01:45 AM | #1 |
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Topics you'll never hear at GC
More sex in the bedroom,
Wine in moderation, Hitting a hole in one, on Sunday, Swear a little, J. Golden Kimball did, Lie a little, bear false witness against your neighbor, for tomorrow God will bring us forth unto a glorious resurrection. The glories and mysteries of being gay, How YOhio lost his birthright and become UOhio.
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07-16-2008, 01:53 AM | #2 |
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Other Talk titles you wont hear:
"Go Ahead....Once Won't Kill You" "Paying tithing off Net? Gross!" "YouDontGottaWanna" "Missions Aren't For Everyone" "OK Gays, You're here. Now what?" "Letters to the First Presidency: The Best of SeattleUte"
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07-16-2008, 02:24 AM | #3 |
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Another one we will never see in GC
Who is Adam? And why we call him God.
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07-16-2008, 02:38 AM | #4 |
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07-16-2008, 02:40 AM | #5 |
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"That's Not My Actual Signature on Your Mission Call"
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07-16-2008, 02:42 AM | #6 |
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07-16-2008, 02:44 AM | #7 |
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"Oral is moral"
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07-16-2008, 02:47 AM | #8 |
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"Fathers Who Know"
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"Now I say that I know the meaning of my life: 'To live for God, for my soul.' And this meaning, in spite of its clearness, is mysterious and marvelous. Such is the meaning of all existence." Levin, Anna Karenina, Part 8, Chapter 12 |
07-16-2008, 02:51 AM | #9 |
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"Women as Bishops: a new era in the church"
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07-16-2008, 02:52 AM | #10 |
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Fanny Alger, Sister in Zion.
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