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Old 07-16-2008, 01:45 AM   #1
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More sex in the bedroom,

Wine in moderation,

Hitting a hole in one, on Sunday,

Swear a little, J. Golden Kimball did,

Lie a little, bear false witness against your neighbor, for tomorrow God will bring us forth unto a glorious resurrection.

The glories and mysteries of being gay,

How YOhio lost his birthright and become UOhio.
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:53 AM   #2
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Other Talk titles you wont hear:

"Go Ahead....Once Won't Kill You"

"Paying tithing off Net? Gross!"

"YouDontGottaWanna"

"Missions Aren't For Everyone"

"OK Gays, You're here. Now what?"

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Who is Adam? And why we call him God.
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:38 AM   #4
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"OK, we admit it. Most callings aren't really inspired."
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"That's Not My Actual Signature on Your Mission Call"
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:42 AM   #6
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:47 AM   #8
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"Fathers Who Know"
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"Now I say that I know the meaning of my life: 'To live for God, for my soul.' And this meaning, in spite of its clearness, is mysterious and marvelous. Such is the meaning of all existence." Levin, Anna Karenina, Part 8, Chapter 12
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