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Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug |
10-28-2008, 04:23 PM | #123 | |
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"Son, you be careful around those older girls. I've seen them looking at you and I got a feeling they might be after more than you're ready for." He looked at his dad and said, "Dad, they ain't had no complaints so far." He was grounded for two weeks, though he claims that didn't slow him down at all. |
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10-28-2008, 04:34 PM | #125 |
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Would you want sexual advice from your current bishop or would you want him giving it to your wife. My bishop is a professer and I've heard that he taught some strange things in his class. If we are going to talk about sex in church they better give a couple the calling of "ward sexual what goes where and why specialist" and then give them some training.
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10-28-2008, 04:39 PM | #126 |
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10-28-2008, 04:44 PM | #127 | |
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He said and I quote "When your sons and daughters are coming to me asking for sexual education and about masturbation, you as a parent have failed. It is not my job as the Bishop of the ward to provide them with their sexual education." It was during the time where Raves were the big deal with teens and college kids as well and he railed on the prevailing "Not my Kid" attitude of the parents in the ward and that it was time for them to stand up and "Do their jobs as Mom and Dad". He's the most blunt Bishop I've ever had. I felt like giving him a standing ovation.
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The only sexual advice I got from clergy prior to getting married was "Go to the temple on Friday night, take your wife out to eat at the temple cafeteria afterward (He recommended the Jordan River temple), and then go home for some special time together." That was way more than I needed to hear three weeks before I got married from someone 50 years older than me. I'm glad he stopped with only that much information. One of my wife's former roommates recommended the book "The Act of Marriage" to us. It was far more helpful than anything any Bishop or SP could have told me. The only bad thing was it wasn't written by a member of the church (Gasp!). |
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10-28-2008, 05:03 PM | #129 |
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They recently passed out a survey in my RS, asking for topics for their non-Sunday meetings. I was just thinking maybe I should suggest a sex toy party. And I'm not even kidding. Of course, they would never do it, but it would get the RS leadership talking about the topic. Maybe.
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10-28-2008, 05:05 PM | #130 | |
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It's not so much that the church members are sitting back and waiting for guidance, as it is that the church has been so forthcoming with that guidance in the past. Can they really be faulted for doing so?
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