Jessica Simpson...

[Jeff Lebowski]

Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

You are gay with a capital G.

I think she's smokin' hot as long she keeps her mouth shut.

[RockyBalboa]

Originally Posted by Detroitdad

I prefer the lowercase g.

But seriously, Jessica Simpson reminds me of a study that I read one time that men were given a set of 10 celebrity women to rate from highest to lowest. The data was then set through a strainer of education and income. The top woman for the lower income/education group? Pam Anderson. The top for the upper income/education group? Elizabeth Hurley. Personally I put JS in the Pam Anderson crowd (except with a less pretty face). In that way I can make myself sound superior on multiple fronts, and counter your gay calling with statistical data that says that your libido is intellectually inferior to my own.

lol....well being a red blooded American Male I'll go with the fact that she's hot.

Are you SURE you're not French either?

[MikeWaters]

JS is 5'3". She is too short.

[RockyBalboa]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

JS is 5'3". She is too short.

I could care less if she was a midget. Well...not really.

[Sleeping in EQ]

Helping kids is great, but I don't think Jessica Simpson is hot.

[Archaea]

There is trashy sexy and there's classy sexy. JS falls into the trashy sexy group, but methinks, without knowing, that sometimes trashy sexy has more fun.