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Old 12-26-2006, 05:09 AM   #1
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Default I was at the mall a few days ago...

And this really hot woman walk past me, accompanied by her grandfather. I thought I recognized the grandfather, and it finally occurred to me that the grandfather was Larry King and that the woman with him was his wife. As repulsive as the image is of those two co-mingling, I've got to give props to Larry King for working the system. Kudos to you sir!
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Old 12-26-2006, 01:46 PM   #2
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And this really hot woman walk past me, accompanied by her grandfather. I thought I recognized the grandfather, and it finally occurred to me that the grandfather was Larry King and that the woman with him was his wife. As repulsive as the image is of those two co-mingling, I've got to give props to Larry King for working the system. Kudos to you sir!
I'm not sure how Larry King pulls it off. I think he's an ugly looking dude. And that's trying to be subjective.
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Larry's wife is Mormon, and is Engemann's sister.
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Old 12-26-2006, 04:41 PM   #4
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I'm not sure how Larry King pulls it off. I think he's an ugly looking dude. And that's trying to be subjective.

There are millions of reasons why he's able to pull it off.
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Old 12-26-2006, 04:46 PM   #5
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There are millions of reasons why he's able to pull it off.
This is true. A guy could walk out of a burn clinic and if he gets into a Porsche Boxster, the babes will be all over him.
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