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My two faves are from Proverbs:
Chapter 5: 18 Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth. 19 Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her alove. 20 And why wilt thou, my son, be ravished with a strange woman, and embrace the bosom of a stranger? Chapter 21: 19 It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman. Human nature doesn't change much does it.
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Goat should put verse 19 in his signature line.
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"Do not despise the words of prophets, but test everything; hold fast to what is good; " 1 Thess. 5:21 (NRSV) We all trust our own unorthodoxies. |
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http://www.seanet.com/~billr/xbs/DontdisElisha.htm A little sacreligious, but kind of funny. |
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NRSV:
He went up from there to Bethel; and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, ‘Go away, baldhead! Go away, baldhead!’ 24When he turned round and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. Then two she-bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys
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I must not tell lies
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