12-03-2005, 12:35 AM | #11 |
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Tick: Julia Roberts movies? THat is just too far.
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12-03-2005, 12:53 AM | #12 |
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I know two couples who had made up their minds that they were going to have just one more child and then have the tubes tied.
In both cases, God sent twins. |
12-03-2005, 03:19 AM | #13 |
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This is what I did. . .
After our third child, I went ahead and had a vasectomy. Since vasectomies are not 100% effective, I'm leaving the door open in case God really wants me to have another child.
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12-03-2005, 03:31 AM | #14 | |
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I didn't mean unfair in the sense that it was unfair to bring a child into the world. I meant unfair to the kids already in the family who may see less time with mom and dad. |
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12-06-2005, 11:10 PM | #15 |
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Tick, you had me at "Watching TV on Sunday"! LOL
Great list!
I would add to that, wearing a non-white shirt to church. |
12-07-2005, 04:14 AM | #16 |
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My list of things that are ok for a Mormon to do...
Purchase a Coke - even on Sunday.
Tell your zoob neighbor that you'll paint his stupid yappy dog red if you catch it doing it's business on your lawn again. Swear - as long as it's in context, except the f-bomb, unless it will make you feel better. Take the family to eat dinner at Hooters - during football season, wings are $0.25 apiece for MNF - which makes a great FHE activity. Tell the Bishop or either of his councilors "no, I don't want to give a talk in Church next week - and you have no idea the lengths I'll go to to avoid it." Water ski on a Sunday while you're on vacation. Hell, do anything you want on a Sunday while you're on vacation. Cook dinner with cooking wine and feed it to your kids. Not only watch tv on Sunday - watch a show like The Family Guy on a Sunday. Or an R-rated movie on HBO on a Sunday. I'm sure there are more....
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