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bigpiney · 11-09-2006, 11:16 PM

Foreigner - Hot Blooded
a sample:
You dont have to read my mind, to know what I have in mind
Honey you oughta know
Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what youre doin after the show

Now its up to you, we can make a secret rendezvous
Just me and you, Ill show you lovin like you never knew

Come on baby, do you do more than dance?

Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call you bluff?
Is my timing right? did you save your love for me tonight?

MikeWaters · 11-09-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bigpiney

Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call you bluff?
Is my timing right? did you save your love for me tonight?

He's just being true to his experience. This question came up often.

Sleeping in EQ · 11-09-2006, 11:22 PM

It does not get any sappier than this song. Every single line is a worn out cliche. It's like they wrote it badly on purpose.

A girl in HS wanted to make this "our song." I should have just ran.

If you pay attention while listening to this, you'll notice that your pancreas has stopped working.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOOT4qyupDE

BarbaraGordon · 11-09-2006, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by creekster

You stole my thunder. Many of the other goofy lyrics are self-consciously goofy and so I am not sure if they really count. But this gem, the utter isolation, described by the poignant refernce to unfeeling furniture, is so bad precisely becasue it is so earnestly sincere. Neil could really craft a nice pop tune but man did some of his lyrics stink.

Exactly!

There's nothing worse than insensitive home furnishings.

But at least we can take heart knowing Neil Diamond has been there...

Great news! Apparently Sweet Caroline is available as a ringtone...better snap that one up.

:D

creekster · 11-10-2006, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sleeping in EQ

It does not get any sappier than this song. Every single line is a worn out cliche. It's like they wrote it badly on purpose.

A girl in HS wanted to make this "our song." I should have just ran.

If you pay attention while listening to this, you'll notice that your pancreas has stopped working.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOOT4qyupDE

Oh that was really awful. Trixter? Nice hair, and I really like that the guitar player had his two necked guitar becasue hey, you never know when you might need the second one even though it is a video and you could change, but it does look cool. What dreck.

il Padrino Ute · 11-10-2006, 12:51 AM

Neil Diamond?

You are the sun
I am the moon;
You are the words
I am the tune.

Play me.

How can anyone mock such brilliance?

il Padrino Ute · 11-10-2006, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleeping in EQ

It does not get any sappier than this song. Every single line is a worn out cliche. It's like they wrote it badly on purpose.

A girl in HS wanted to make this "our song." I should have just ran.

If you pay attention while listening to this, you'll notice that your pancreas has stopped working.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOOT4qyupDE

I couldn't even take that for one minute. You're right. You should have run. Shame on you for not doing so.

BarbaraGordon · 11-10-2006, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleeping in EQ
It does not get any sappier than this song...
A girl in HS wanted to make this "our song." I should have just ran.

I couldn't even take that for one minute. You're right. You should have run. Shame on you for not doing so.

Nah...that's nothing.

I proposed THIS for my highschool boyfriend. (I can't believe I'm admitting this.)
Oh, and he DID run!
And who could blame him, really...

------------------------------------

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJh_JkJzYYw

When can my heart beat again
When does the pain ever end
When do the tears stop from running over
When does “you'll get over it” begin
I hear what you're saying
But I swear that it's not making sense
So when can I see you

When can I see you again
When can my heart beat again
When can I see you again
When can I breathe once again
And when can I see you

When does my "someday" begin
When I'll find someone again
And what if I still am not truly over
What am I supposed to do then, babe...
Do you see what I'm saying
Even if, if it's not making sense
So when can I see you

Mormon Red Death · 11-10-2006, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleeping in EQ

It does not get any sappier than this song. Every single line is a worn out cliche. It's like they wrote it badly on purpose.

A girl in HS wanted to make this "our song." I should have just ran.

If you pay attention while listening to this, you'll notice that your pancreas has stopped working.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOOT4qyupDE

Sometimes we raise our guns of pain
Hey I aint no pretender
cause if love means warrrr

Baby I surrender!

11-09-2006, 11:22 PM	#13
Sleeping in EQ Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The People's Republic of Monsanto Posts: 3,085	It does not get any sappier than this song. Every single line is a worn out cliche. It's like they wrote it badly on purpose. A girl in HS wanted to make this "our song." I should have just ran. If you pay attention while listening to this, you'll notice that your pancreas has stopped working. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOOT4qyupDE __________________ "Do not despise the words of prophets, but test everything; hold fast to what is good; " 1 Thess. 5:21 (NRSV) We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

11-10-2006, 12:51 AM	#16
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	Neil Diamond? You are the sun I am the moon; You are the words I am the tune. Play me. How can anyone mock such brilliance? __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

11-09-2006, 11:16 PM	#11
bigpiney Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Big Pine , CA Posts: 842	Foreigner - Hot Blooded a sample: You dont have to read my mind, to know what I have in mind Honey you oughta know Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line I wanna know what youre doin after the show Now its up to you, we can make a secret rendezvous Just me and you, Ill show you lovin like you never knew Come on baby, do you do more than dance? Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call you bluff? Is my timing right? did you save your love for me tonight?