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Cali Coug · 06-26-2006, 01:22 AM

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_3970622

Funny stuff.

This is my favorite line:

"Cannon's campaign would not address whether Lucifer is opposing either candidate."

Jeff Lebowski · 06-26-2006, 02:21 AM

That article is hilarious. This is my favorite line:

"I don't want you to print that, but it feels like that's what it is."

Observation: Only an idiot would say something like this to a reporter and expect him not to print it.

Another zinger:

"I don't know who else it would be if it wasn't him. Now when that gets out in the paper, I'm going to be one of the screw-loose people."

Ummmm.... Yup.

non sequitur · 06-26-2006, 03:10 AM

That article sounds like something you would read in The Onion.

MikeWaters · 06-26-2006, 04:24 AM

what is socially acceptable to say in Testimony Meeting is not acceptable to the newspaper editorial board....

You could say don't cast your pearls before swine, or don't let them see your Thorazine prescription.

06-26-2006, 01:22 AM	#1
Cali Coug Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,996	Only in Utah... http://www.sltrib.com/ci_3970622 Funny stuff. This is my favorite line: "Cannon's campaign would not address whether Lucifer is opposing either candidate."

06-26-2006, 02:21 AM	#2
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	That article is hilarious. This is my favorite line: "I don't want you to print that, but it feels like that's what it is." Observation: Only an idiot would say something like this to a reporter and expect him not to print it. Another zinger: "I don't know who else it would be if it wasn't him. Now when that gets out in the paper, I'm going to be one of the screw-loose people." Ummmm.... Yup. __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

06-26-2006, 03:10 AM	#3
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	That article sounds like something you would read in The Onion. __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan

06-26-2006, 04:24 AM	#4
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	what is socially acceptable to say in Testimony Meeting is not acceptable to the newspaper editorial board.... You could say don't cast your pearls before swine, or don't let them see your Thorazine prescription.