Wyoming showboating

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by smokymountainrain

and punting on 4th and 2 from the opponent's 35 yardline.

In the immortal words of Drill Gunnery SGT Hartman: "You been born again hard, Mendenhall!"

[smokymountainrain]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

In the immortal words of Drill Gunnery SGT Hartman: "You been born again hard, Mendenhall!"

How tall are you, private?
Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

[PaloAltoCougar]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

I will not allow my Bronco boner to be slapped by a cold spoon.

I don't mean to threadjack this important topic, but your stirring declaration raises (rimshot) once again the question of "When did the spoon become the instrument of choice in phallus deflation?" Although I have never been the recipient of such treatment, a friend who was being prepared for a vasectomy began to sprout wood and the nurse calmly got a spoon from the tray and thwacked his ardor into the left field seats. Given the wide selection of instruments available, why is a spoon the desired implement?

OK, back to Boilin' Boylen.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Holy cow, Neville doesn't even start now?

This is a team that is imploding.

Neville not starting is because Boylen is trying to figure out a way Neville can be in the game without getting whistled for 2 quick idiotic fouls before the first tv timeout.

As for the dunk at the end of the game - big deal. The pussy zoots are fretting about it, which is amusing. I think it's hilarious that they act like zoobs.

(deleted because I was wrong to post this and hurt a friend. I can't undo what I posted , but can only hope that he'll forgive me)

[Flystripper]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Neville not starting is because Boylen is trying to figure out a way Neville can be in the game without getting whistled for 2 quick idiotic fouls before the first tv timeout.

As for the dunk at the end of the game - big deal. The pussy zoots are fretting about it, which is amusing. I think it's hilarious that they act like zoobs.

If you really want a good laugh, check out JazzyUte's blog. He was already a negative Nelly to begin with, but has transformed into a zoot of immense proportions.

http://www.blocku.com/

Does Boylen's reaction cause you concern?

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by Flystripper

Does Boylen's reaction cause you concern?

Me? No. Boylen wears his emotions on his sleeve. That's just how he is. He'll move on, but fans on both sides of the rivalry will keep it alive.

[A-Train]

Moving on. Boylan has been stewing on this for two days. I guess he really believes Colorado State is such complete garbage with no chance to beat the Utes at home that he has not been able to let this thing go. I would have loved it if Shroyer brought up the football game and say, "Payback can be a bitch, so go talk to KW if you want to continue to whine like a little bitch"

[RockyBalboa]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Neville not starting is because Boylen is trying to figure out a way Neville can be in the game without getting whistled for 2 quick idiotic fouls before the first tv timeout.

As for the dunk at the end of the game - big deal. The pussy zoots are fretting about it, which is amusing. I think it's hilarious that they act like zoobs.

If you really want a good laugh, check out JazzyUte's blog. He was already a negative Nelly to begin with, but has transformed into a zoot of immense proportions.

http://www.blocku.com/

I like Boylen but it was a move that made ZERO sense. This late in the year it's just not rational to have your 2 best players coming off the bench.

His strategy with Neville was null and void because he only played 22 minutes anyway.

Boylen is going flame out really quick if he continues the way he is and that's too bad cause I think he's a good guy.

[Flystripper]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Me? No. Boylen wears his emotions on his sleeve. That's just how he is. He'll move on, but fans on both sides of the rivalry will keep it alive.

2 days after the event he had not yet moved on. It is very strange behavior. I don't get involved in bashing the rival much and this is not a bash. However if I were a Ute fan, I would be uneasy about Boylen's fixation on an end of game dunk that would be a non-event to 99% of college coaches.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by PaloAltoCougar

I don't mean to threadjack this important topic, but your stirring declaration raises (rimshot) once again the question of "When did the spoon become the instrument of choice in phallus deflation?" Although I have never been the recipient of such treatment, a friend who was being prepared for a vasectomy began to sprout wood and the nurse calmly got a spoon from the tray and thwacked his ardor into the left field seats. Given the wide selection of instruments available, why is a spoon the desired implement?

In the beginning, the nurse would give you a choice.

"PAC, would you like me to use a knife, a fork, or a spoon?"

Everyone would always choose the same thing, so after awhile, they stopped asking.

note: There was a brief period of experimentation with the "spork," but KFC won an injunction, so hospitals went back to the traditional spoon.