07-26-2007, 07:45 PM | #1 |
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Do fat married couples have sex?
Maybe
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07-26-2007, 07:45 PM | #2 |
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You ever seen a teeter totter?
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07-26-2007, 07:47 PM | #3 |
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07-26-2007, 07:50 PM | #4 |
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How do fat people get pregnant, artificial insemination a la cattle?
In pondering the mechanics, it sounds like a difficult proposition, but never having been fat I'm completely clueless on this issue.
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07-26-2007, 07:52 PM | #5 |
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They must use SCUBA gear. He-fat shoves she-fat into a swimming pool...similar to how we fixed our popped tires while full time of the clothe, he would wait for the bubbles.......
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07-26-2007, 07:54 PM | #6 |
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you know, pardon me, but this has to be the rudest thread of all time, and that's saying quite a bit.
good grief. |
07-26-2007, 07:55 PM | #7 |
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This thread is way out of line, but when some fancy pantzed cheater insinuates that the He who is BYU football is a eunuch, even fat people who have sex are offended.
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She had a psychiatrist who said because I didn't trust the water system, the school system, the government, I was paranoid," he said. "I had a psychiatrist who said her psychiatrist was stupid." |
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07-26-2007, 08:00 PM | #9 |
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Clearly you've never seen the Paul Giamatti film, "Sideways."
Which I don't recommend, by the way.
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