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Old 07-26-2007, 07:45 PM   #1
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Default Do fat married couples have sex?

Maybe

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Old 07-26-2007, 07:45 PM   #2
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You ever seen a teeter totter?
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:47 PM   #3
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:50 PM   #4
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How do fat people get pregnant, artificial insemination a la cattle?

In pondering the mechanics, it sounds like a difficult proposition, but never having been fat I'm completely clueless on this issue.
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:52 PM   #5
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There are a lot of fat married couples...both the man and woman are large. I don't get how they do the hippididippidee.

Plus fat people often have funky smells...you'd think that would ruin the mood.

Maybe I'm wrong.
They must use SCUBA gear. He-fat shoves she-fat into a swimming pool...similar to how we fixed our popped tires while full time of the clothe, he would wait for the bubbles.......
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:54 PM   #6
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you know, pardon me, but this has to be the rudest thread of all time, and that's saying quite a bit.

good grief.
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:55 PM   #7
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you know, pardon me, but this has to be the rudest thread of all time, and that's saying quite a bit.

good grief.
This thread is rude, but it doesn't touch your defamation of St. Lavell.
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:59 PM   #8
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This thread is rude, but it doesn't touch your defamation of St. Lavell.
A-freaking-Men!

This thread is way out of line, but when some fancy pantzed cheater insinuates that the He who is BYU football is a eunuch, even fat people who have sex are offended.
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Clearly you've never seen the Paul Giamatti film, "Sideways."

Which I don't recommend, by the way.
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A-freaking-Men!

This thread is way out of line, but when some fancy pantzed cheater insinuates that the He who is BYU football is a eunuch, even fat people who have sex are offended.

truth hurts that much, huh?
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