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TheSizzle36 · 08-27-2007, 05:37 PM

Looks like he wasn't good enough to be the #4 option for Leinart. He could stretch a D like nobody else I've ever seen. Too bad going deep was the only move in his arsenal.

DrumNFeather · 08-27-2007, 05:40 PM

I'm sorry to hear about your injury...

Oh...Todd Watkins got cut you say? My mistake.

DirtyHippieUTE · 08-27-2007, 05:42 PM

You know... Genital mutilation is a hate crime in many nations...

MikeWaters · 08-27-2007, 05:47 PM

what about Johnny Harline?

il Padrino Ute · 08-27-2007, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

what about Johnny Harline?

Still open.

FMCoug · 08-27-2007, 07:48 PM

That subject line is just too funny. I had to post this just to bump it back up to the top.

ute4ever · 08-28-2007, 12:25 AM

I log on, click New Posts and what do I see?

So while I'm laid up
Twat cut
Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

Donuthole · 08-28-2007, 01:40 AM

Did you use the phrases "Twat cut" and "Going Deep" in the same paragraph? Marvelous.

TheSizzle36 · 08-28-2007, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donuthole

Did you use the phrases "Twat cut" and "Going Deep" in the same paragraph? Marvelous.

Reason 4,972 why Cougarguard is better than Cougarboard.

I also worked in "stretch", "move in his arsenal" and "Leinart's #4 option". I was quite proud.

FMCoug · 08-28-2007, 01:57 AM

I dare someone to post this verbatim on CB. I would do it but I'm already in the slammer.

08-27-2007, 05:37 PM	#1
TheSizzle36 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,786	Twat cut Looks like he wasn't good enough to be the #4 option for Leinart. He could stretch a D like nobody else I've ever seen. Too bad going deep was the only move in his arsenal.

08-27-2007, 05:40 PM	#2
DrumNFeather Active LDS Ute Fan Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nantucket : ) Posts: 2,566	I'm sorry to hear about your injury... Oh...Todd Watkins got cut you say? My mistake. __________________ "It's not like we played the school of the blind out there." - Brian Johnson.

08-27-2007, 05:42 PM	#3
DirtyHippieUTE Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moscow, ID Posts: 1,151	You know... Genital mutilation is a hate crime in many nations...

08-27-2007, 05:47 PM	#4
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	what about Johnny Harline?

08-27-2007, 07:48 PM	#6
FMCoug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kaysville, UT Posts: 3,151	That subject line is just too funny. I had to post this just to bump it back up to the top.

08-28-2007, 12:25 AM	#7
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	I log on, click New Posts and what do I see? So while I'm laid up Twat cut Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

08-28-2007, 01:40 AM	#8
Donuthole Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 175	Did you use the phrases "Twat cut" and "Going Deep" in the same paragraph? Marvelous.

08-28-2007, 01:57 AM	#10
FMCoug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kaysville, UT Posts: 3,151	I dare someone to post this verbatim on CB. I would do it but I'm already in the slammer.